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S4 Ep6 Dynasty: Tender Comrades - The "Jeff is a Doormat in Denim " Episode
Can you handle all the scandal? Join me, your host Jet, as we navigate the labyrinth of drama and glamour in Dynasty's season four, episode six, "Tender Comrades." Experience the rollercoaster ride of Blake's courtroom chaos and Samantha Josephine's (aka Sammy Jo) lavish new identity. We'll uncover Adam's unpredictable escapades, Jeffrey's jaw-dropping fashion moves, and the overpowering presence of the Mrs. Carringtons. From Sammy Jo's heated confrontation with Claudia to Steven's mind-boggling romantic choices, brace yourself for an episode brimming with hilarity and jaw-dropping moments.
Flashback to 1983, where Stephen and Claudia's whirlwind romance jolts us with an out-of-the-blue wedding in Reno. Their love story contrasts sharply with Stephen's past, bringing in a unique twist with a bizarre baby Danny moment that you won’t want to miss. Claudia’s move into Stephen’s home sets off a chain reaction, blindsiding Sammy Jo and setting the stage for all-new drama. Meanwhile, Alexis makes a courtroom splash with her bold fashion, igniting the fuse for even more explosive developments.
And the plot thickens! Crystal's khaki-clad declaration of adulthood stands at the center of public speculation about her reunion with Blake. The tension skyrockets as Blake’s aggressive encounter with a reporter and the courtroom revelation of Steven and Claudia's marriage fuel the fire. The episode crescendos with Adam's devious maneuvers and Blake’s questionable attempts to win Krystal back. As we wrap up, Jeff’s audacious behavior and Kirby’s emotional turmoil take center stage. Tune in for our next episode, and remember to keep your drama strictly on TV!
I got married to this man. I don't. It doesn't matter if I'm an IG model now. It doesn't matter if I'm taking nudie pictures in Hollywood, in New York. Mind your business. My name is Samantha Josephine.
Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome or welcome back to Soap Lord, the official gathering place for newbies, novices and OGher fans of the golden age of primetime. I'm your host, jet, and today we are lathering up with the Rocky Mountain Majesty. That is Dynasty season four, episode six, inder Kamara. So, whether you're new to this or true to this, sit back and enjoy and tell the kids it's time to play outside or out of sight. So obey, no questions, suggestions or concerns for the next 25 to 35 minutes, everyone else in the air shop. Be cool, be quiet or you will be kicked out because we have got to discuss our stories.
Speaker 1:Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, this is Soap More. Welcome, or welcome back, soap queens, to the most exciting Vintage Primetime Review Show. I'm your host, jeff, and today is an exciting day as we jump back into the Dynasty storyline. I'm not going to tell, I'm not going to lie to you. I'm super pissed off, super pissed off. Make sure you pour up something extra bubbly, because we are going to drag Jeffrey Devante, iverson, mcmillicuddy, colby for filth. I'm absolutely sick of him. But among the many topics of today's episode, we're going to discuss Blake's busted and disgusted courtroom appearance, samantha Josephine, aka don't call me Sammy Joe's new money who dis routine, adam's off the meds, guerrilla warfare tactics when it comes to being a lawyer, jeffrey's Texas tuxedo and the many, many, many Mrs Carrington's it is Mrs Carrington overload. This and many other topics will be discussed on this episode. So go ahead and settle in as we explore season four, episode six of Dynasty Tinder Comrades.
Speaker 1:And when last we left, we were fresh off the heels of 1983's Slapfest. Where slap fest, where Sammy Jo gave us a fantastic rendition of the Ohio Okie Doke it's the up and under upside your head slap smooth across Claudia the Stallion's face. Claudia came back from Mississippi with the super duper windmill, came across the Great Plains and popped Sammy Jo back into her hillbilly hierarchy, letting her know who was boss, and it was Mrs or, excuse me, yeah, I guess she's still Mrs Mrs Matthew Blaisdell, aka Claudia V Stallion. Only the Stallion had other ideas. Now this is where we just we're not even going to get into this for the umpteenth time. The writers do not know how to write.
Speaker 1:Steven, he's making a stance one moment. He's coming out for the umpteenth time in the library one moment. Next thing, you know, he's hooking up with hookers Sammy, Jo, women fresh out the psych ward, ie, claudia, and this episode is no different. Suddenly, they're professing their deep, just fountain of love, their love bubble that they've been in for the past umpteen years. We're so in love, we're so in love, we're so in love. So you can imagine my surprise. Now I knew they were going to get married because I slept up and saw it on the episode previous.
Speaker 1:But what shocked me the most on this episode is that when we find Stephen and Claudia, they're not, you know, downtown Denver. They're not running away to some cottage on the east side, no, they're on a plane. And I'm like, okay, that's cool. Only then I realized it's not a plane, it's a PJ, it is a private jet. So Stephen has access to all of Blake's amenities, if you will. How is that so if they hate each other? Stephen's working for Colby Co, he's not working for Blake. How are you going to borrow your dad's plane to sneak quote, unquote sneak off Soap tax, soap tax, soap tax.
Speaker 1:Stephen and Claudia are on this plane. They go down to Reno. They don't go to Vegas. They're like, eh, vegas is so cliche, let's do something different. It's 1983. Let's go to Reno. So they go to Reno and they get married in this quiet little chapel and the next thing, you know, we see them post coitus with these hideous buttercream yellow sheets, discussing oh, how in love we are, how in love we are, how we made love, how we made love. The writers are laying it on extremely thick, making sure we all know that steven is pot, is capable of having hetero sex. Okay, that's the whole theme of this episode. So it's like it's already weird that he and claudia are suddenly so in love and they've done all these things. I love you, baby.
Speaker 1:Speaking of babies, guess who's chilling in a crib a mere three feet away from them Baby Danny. Now, the first thing I thought is, oh my gosh, what a cute little baby. He's super happy. He's like, hey, hi guys, hi mom and new dad, or, pardon me, new mom, new dad. It's so wonderful to see. And I'm thinking, oh my gosh, what a cutie. And then I'm thinking, hey, the baby's a millennial or zillennial, what a cutie pie Still. And then it hits me. It's like wait a minute, this scene is post-coitus.
Speaker 1:Was baby Steven watching this entire time? I kind of think he was Now. Listen, listen, life happens. I think about how normal it was before, like 1970 or let's say 1980, to have like 11 kids. I find it very hard to believe that each one of those 11 children had their own private room or private bassinet. Things happen, sometimes kids are in the room. It's just a little awkward on a soap opera when baby Danny appears to have been cheering them on the entire time and I'm like, oh my gosh, that's pretty fascinating.
Speaker 1:So Claudia is the newest Mrs Carrington, which brings me to the Mrs Carrington overload. I don't know about you, you OGs. I'm sure you can keep up in real time. This is team too much. We need a new family.
Speaker 1:On this show it's either Carrington's or the Coby's. So we got Crystal Carrington. Actually, she's not Mrs Carrington, she's Mrs Grant. All of a sudden she's Ms Grant, not Mrs Jennings, ms Grant. Then she went to be Mrs Jennings. Then she went to be Mrs Cole Carrington. It's too much, but all the maids still refer to her as Mrs Carrington. Then you got oh God, where am I at? Samantha Jo, or Sammy Jo, aka Samantha Josephine, because now she's sophisticated and whatnot. She's pulling an Aunt Terry over on the Falcon Crest, where I got married to this man. It doesn't matter if I'm an IG model now, it doesn't matter if I'm taking nudie pictures in Hollywood, in New York, mind your business. My name is Samantha Josephine.
Speaker 1:We'll get into that here in a minute because her auntie, chris, will have a little. You know, little, little little chitter, chatter, chit, chit. And then now we have Claudia the Stallion, and, mind me, mind you, I don't care about. No, matthew Blaisdell doesn't seem to be coming back. It's been two, three seasons, he's not coming back. So I suppose she could use a brand new last name. But I'm thinking, why not hook her up with Mark Jennings? Can we please stir this up a little bit? So now you know where she's going to move into. She's going to move into Stephen's place and it's only a matter of time before he moves back into the mansion, because everyone lives in the mansion.
Speaker 1:But because of this new development, this new mirage not to be confused with law mirage the new marriage the judge is suddenly overcome with. Oh well, you know, this is great Lawyer, chris Dugan does his whole thing. Well, the whole reason for this suit was because he was living with a man, but now that he's married to a woman, it really shouldn't matter. This is just that. You know, I choose to believe that when you write something on a very popular show where you know most of the world is watching that you are kind, you're kind of making a statement of some sort. Again, I don't want to get too deep into this, because it is it's a moot point.
Speaker 1:At this point, the writers have really missed a golden opportunity. If you're developing a character and he developed feelings for Claudia, that's one thing. But this is just, it's plain as day. They didn't really think this through. They're like, okay, cool, that's one thing. But this is just, it's plain as day. They didn't really think this through. They're like, okay, cool, he's okay, yeah, yeah, that works. They're majorly in love. We're just going to put them in bed a lot to remind the audience that they're so in love and that they've been in love. No, yeah, okay, okay. 1983, soap tax, soap tax, soap tax. It is what it is. That's pretty much the long and short of it this episode. Stephen and Claudia are now a couple. She's going to move in. They're going to raise baby Danny and Samantha Jo, aka Sammy Jo, is not having it.
Speaker 1:Among the many schemes she had planned for her trip to Denver, this was absolutely not on her bingo card, so you can imagine her surprise. When she showed up to court, I knew right away things weren't going to go her way because of this kind of fatal secret. It's one of those soap opera things. Now Alexis shows up and she's wearing bright magenta and black. She's not wearing a hat. She's still working on growing that hair out. I didn't seem to like it. She's still reaching for it, like willing it to grow. It's not really happening for her.
Speaker 1:But Samantha Jo shows up in a blue sweater and I said right away aha, aha, blue is too tranquil. If I'm doing soap opera color theory, blue is far too tranquil. You do not wear jewel tones. If you want to accomplish something, you must celebrate in red so that you can be the antagonist, you can be the center of attention. It doesn't work out for Sammy Jo because of course Claudia comes in and her like light colors and she is. You know, sammy Jo is blindsided, like what the hell? Now I don't have a leg to stand on. What can I do the night before court, though.
Speaker 1:Auntie Crystal comes to visit sammy joe at la mirage. Now she opens the door and crystal is in green this time. She's not in cream, she's not in white, she's not in silver or gold, she is in green. I mean, excuse me, in green. She switched to the jewel tones.
Speaker 1:Samantha is not in the mood to hear this and, mind you, I keep calling her Samantha because she makes it very clear in this scene my name is Samantha. Josephine Crystal hits her with that. Well, I've known you since you were a baby. I'm going to give you your mama name you cash is clay. I'm going to. I'm going to call you cash is clay. Your mama only called you Sammy Joe, sammy Jo, and Samantha is, like you, bougie bitch. Call me Samantha. Okay, I've moved on from that. I got money. Now you have to add a few more syllables to my name, okay, samantha?
Speaker 1:Chris was like okay, fine, samantha, why are you lying in court? You are embarrassing this family. Your mother would be so disappointed. And Chris Samantha's like oh really, would she be disappointed in me or would she be disappointed in you? Did I or did I not give you this baby so that you can raise this with this man, only for you to flip it and reverse it. All of a sudden you're not married to him. All of a sudden, you don't want nothing to do with nothing. You see Stephen, for 10 and a half seconds you're like, oh cool, let me just pass this baby on to you. You sold me up the river and I found myself taking a step back and I thought, well, I mean, I hate to side with the hooker of the show, but I'm not saying she's right, but I am saying she's not wrong.
Speaker 1:Valid points were made Crystal and cream or, excuse me, crystal and green. I'm going to need you to do more than just stand around being, you know, no-transcript. Why didn't you follow through with your promise to me? Auntie Crystal? That is a valid point. Now Crystal does this like classic boomer thing where she walks out of the room and she's like well, I'm just so disappointed in you. I can't believe this. Your mother would be so disappointed. Instead of facing this conflict head on because, yes, crystal has a great point you did set up on there on the stand and lie Samantha Jo, only Samantha Jo was like yeah, okay, okay, I guess, yeah, I lied, but you also didn't keep your part of the bargain? I don't know. It's not as if there's a full conflict there and with Stephen being married to Claudia, now I don't really see what Samantha's. I don't see what leg she has to stand on at this point.
Speaker 1:She does make a slight appearance a little later on in the show Stephen is carrying you know, they're so in love. Okay, he's carrying Claudia the stallion over the threshold of his apartment, only to find Sammy, joe or, excuse me, samantha, inside holding the baby, with the maid, the milkmaid, right by her. And Stephen's like WTF, why is she in my house? Are you serious right now? And the nursery nanny, the milkmaid or whatever, is like. I'm sorry, mr Carrington, I tried to stop her, but she barged in. This girl is 47 and a half pounds. You could have snapped her over your knee like a Kit Kat. Do not let this broad into this man's house. But what does she do? She's a guy and you know what I don't get paid enough for. This is her baby. It is what it is.
Speaker 1:I'm not really trying to get into the legal stuff. I'm here illegally anyway. You know what I'm saying. Like I'm on the run, maybe I buried my husband in arizona, I don't really know. Oh my gosh, forgive me, I don't really know. Oh my gosh, forgive me, I don't know where that came from, but the nanny is not really having it. She is not in armed forces, she is not security. Okay, she broke in. It is what it is.
Speaker 1:All Samantha really came to do is to flaunt it or throw it in Claudia's face. That, if not for nothing else, she may be a hillbilly, she may be a Hollywood madam, she may be a New York madam, she may be broke as a joke, she may be a lying wench, but she's also, in addition to all those titles, she is babyy's rightful mother. I am his mother. Deal with it. This is why I love claudia fresh out of the cuckoo's nest. Claudia, don't give a damn. This is like duh, like. Clearly, I didn't say this was my son. I married this dude. So they get this kid. Clearly, that's your son. I'm not tripping. And, by the way, I'm the new Mrs Carrington, so you know. Bye, babe. This is my apartment, babe.
Speaker 1:The absolute best part of this episode, though, is when it all came to head came to a head in the courtroom. Now, at the beginning of the episode, we catch Blake on the phone. He's on the phone with lawyer Andrew and he's like I don't want any more lies told about Steven tomorrow. I just want this to be over with. All of a sudden he's remorseful because he's like dang. I really shouldn't have invited Sammy Jo to get up on the stand because she's gonna make she made a fool of my son. This is embarrassing. This is not what I want. I only wanted to take the child away from him. I wanted to rip his heart out from his chest. I didn't want him to be embarrassed about it. What a sympathetic father, right? So you can imagine his surprise when they're in court.
Speaker 1:The truth is, they're in court, they're waiting and it takes forever for Steven and Claudia to show up. No one really knows why. Nobody other than Chris Deegan, his homeboy right, and his lawyer, heather, than Chris Deegan, his homeboy right, and his lawyer. Nobody knows why. But outside the court let me rewind just a little bit, because this was kind of a throwaway scene, not really sure why it was there, but they're walking into the courthouse and, of course, all these reporters are surrounding them because this is a big, big story and they're like Mr Carrington. Mr Carrington, how do you think the judge will rule in your favor today, mr Carrington. Mr Carrington, how are things going to be with the baby? And then someone mentions Crystal.
Speaker 1:Now Crystal shows up just in the nick of time. She's no longer Crystal in green, she is now Crystal in khaki. She is trying to be an adult here. She is moving from the ethereal white and gold to the jewel tone greens, to the you know, the earth tones. She is trying to be all of the soothing things, this episode. And she shows up in Khaki.
Speaker 1:And for some reason, the public is just dying to know whether he and Crystal are going to get back together. I guess the whole of Denver is wondering okay, you're going to take this baby back, but who's going to raise it? It's going to be raised by maids. You don't even have a wife at this point. Why are you pushing this narrative? Well, one of the reporters gets a little too chatty, chatty. Blake doesn't like it. He's going to rev back and punch the man in his face. And I'm like damn it, blake, sir, what happened the last time you were in court? Didn't you get two years probation behind this mess? But no, no, no, you know you can't tell Blake anything. He's going to punch the man. Everybody stops him. He and Crystal and Kaki are rushed into the courtroom Eventually, after a long recess around 2 pm that same day in walk Stephen and Claudia.
Speaker 1:They long recess around 2 pm that same day In walk Stephen and Claudia. They got the marriage license and Blake is mortified Like oh my gosh, my gosh, they got married. I look stupid, oh my gosh. But Alexis, who understood the assignment that day, showed up in magenta and she's all like oh you mad. Like I forgot to mention, baby Danny is in the courtroom too. So she go ahead and she snatches baby Danny and she's like you know what, claudia, steven, go ahead and do your thing. I'll take Danny home, I'll make sure he gets to his nanny. She's walking in front of Blake bouncing the baby like are you mad? You mad, blake. She's completely over it and it's cool.
Speaker 1:But I mean finally we can put this to rest, because it was kind of a dumb storyline the more and more I think about it. There's really absolutely no point in that. But it got us to episode six, which is opening the doors for some very, very interesting developments. It would behoove me not to mention that Alexis is still incredibly paranoid because, although we know Joseph was the one who started the fire. She's still looking over her shoulder because someone broke into her penthouse and destroyed the whole place. Mind you, she's pissed off several people so she don't know what's going on. So she's a little freaked out this episode. But Adam, her firstborn son, who she left in the rain to drown and be kidnapped mind you, she and Blake, because it takes two, mind you, she and Blake, because it takes two.
Speaker 1:Adam is definitely off his meds and he does not take lightly to being accused of something. He does not take lightly to being rejected. So instead of going to bed like a normal person, he's off his meds, he goes to the office and he types up three very similar looking documents. His whole plan is to have alexa sign these. Now I'm not 100 sure what they say. All I know is that he convinces her that it has something to do with some wells in the south china sea. You need to sign this, mom. Blah, blah, blah. Everything's going to be gucci and golden after that. Uh, oh, by the, these other two copies are just copies of the first one. Now she kind of reads the first page and then she writes her name, or she signs her name, rather on all three forms. Now, by the time Adam gets to the elevator, he just rips up the first one. The first one was a dummy case. I am dying to see what the other two forms said.
Speaker 1:Okay, after Blake is embarrassed in court because I mean whatever he meets with Crystal at La Mirage and he wants to woo her back. Maybe it's the media rubbing it in his face, maybe it is you know conversations he's having with lawyer Andrew. Whatever the case is, he feels like it's time to win Crystal back, so his plan is to have this lunch with her. She agrees to lunch and he's like honey, my PR guy is about to quit. Why don't you be my new PR person? And I'm thinking to myself how is this Okay? If she wants to be independent, if she wants to kind of free herself from Blake and be respected at some point, how is this a benefit to herself? How is becoming his minion First off?
Speaker 1:If I'm going to be a PR person, the last person on earth I would want to represent would be Blake Carrington. This man has a manslaughter charge. He just drug his son through the mud to win custody and loss. He's been humiliated at a funeral. You know, this seems like a nightmare. This is quite literally a PR nightmare. Yet Crystal's got those stars right. Oh my God, blake, you care about me. I'll think about it.
Speaker 1:Crystal, crystal, ms Grant, are you serious? Are you quite mad? What on earth? What is this going to benefit you? But you know what? Why don't I shut up and take a seat? I understand this is the 80s. We're giving women jobs. It's the first time they're out there in full force. She's going to be an executive. Hopefully, so hopefully. This will turn into something wonderful for her. But in the meantime, in between time, I'm like, girl, is this a gesture of love? Hey, I know I've embarrassed you for the 51stth time. Why don't you come work for me again? You can be my PR person and apologize to people in public when I make an ass of myself, like I'm prone to do. Yeah, okay, cool, it's a great gig. Now here comes I'm beside myself.
Speaker 1:Actually, jefferson, the doormat Colby, is presented on this episode post-coitus. He is in a very dimly lit hotel, motel holiday inn room in Billings Montana. He is lying next to Fallon and he is wide awake, hopefully riddled with guilt, but it doesn't really seem like he's that. I mean, he feels a little guilty, but not really. Basically, the whole speech goes a little something like this oh I'm so sorry to wake you. Oh, I wasn't asleep, I was faking. Speaking of faking. They go on to tell us how wonderful their raucous lovemaking was. I don't know what it is about this episode and everyone telling, talking about how great their sex life is. I'm not buying it, but I mean whatever. Soap tax, soap tax, soap tax. Jeff's feels a little twinge of guilt like oh my gosh, I drank too much wine. I shouldn't have done that. You know, this is, this is for the best. We just needed to come here and talk to this guy. So I guess, because they are there with the local yokels, jeff gets out of bed, he uh, he goes back to his room.
Speaker 1:The next day. They go and they meet this mercuric oxide guy, not the guy who was the actual person, like affected by the mercuric oxide, but it is the foreman who was choked out by the guy who was affected by the mercuric oxide. And I guess, because they're in buildings, they're like you know when in Rome they put on their finest wranglers. Jeff has on denim, on on denim, on denim and shoes. Fallon's got on her denim and her flannel. It looks like a very, very poor version of the yellow rose. I was not impressed by anybody's garb.
Speaker 1:And they go to talk to this foreman. So basically it's like Fallon wants to know dude, do you remember the merc, the McCure Goxside case? He's like, yeah, I was choked out by this guy. It was really bizarre. Then he got better, like he'd been breathing in these fumes for a long time. He choked me out. He goes to the hospital, he gets better and then he decides, being the McCure Goxside guy, decides to sue the company that he was working for. And this lawyer kid really helped him out. And I'm not going to bother remembering Adam's old name, it was Michael, something or another. And the guy pretty much confirms that.
Speaker 1:So I'm thinking to myself okay, great, y'all flew to Billings On a PJ. Now I guess Blake has a fleet because, if memory serves me correctly, stephen definitely flew to Reno. I don't know how he could be in Reno while Fallon was in Billings. But soap tax, soap tax, soap tax. That could have been a phone call. Y'all wasted all that gas. You put out all these emissions Long before Captain Planet raised me and told me not to burn through the air with all this crap. No, just kidding, but like it was a pointless trip, they made a trip to Billings for that guy to basically say yeah, I was a foreman, I was choked out, so-and-so sued.
Speaker 1:All of this could have been done through a little bit of research. I'm like aren't there court records? Wouldn't that have been easier? But's, waste our money. Let's go to Billings so they take this information back, they being Jeff and Fallon.
Speaker 1:All the while, Kirby is at home and she has got in her mind and she had to. She's this the first and last time she's gonna sleep by herself. She sends a telegraph to Crystal and Kaki while Crystal was at court to tell Crystal hey, girl, I'm out, I'm moving to Paris to raise this demon seed and I'm never coming back here again. So Crystal comes home and she's like girl, please don't leave, you're tripping, don't do it. Let Jeff tell you what's going on. She's like I don't need Jeff to tell me nothing, I don't need Jeff to tell me a damn thing. Why is he in Billings with that girl? Crystal's like I don know, just let him talk to you about it.
Speaker 1:So, sure enough, fallon and Jeff make it back to Denver and he goes out to the porch to talk to Fallon. But she's like listen, I have something really important to tell you. Now there is a sprinkling of him starting to realize that every time the name Adams brought up, she gets weird. But he's not putting two and two together because he's trying to. He's too busy trying to bone bony Fallon. So they're sitting out on this deck and Kirby's about to just drop the bomb like yo, she's about to tell him everything. But the maid comes outside and she interrupts and she's like hey, you have a phone call, it's Miss Fallon. So he picks it up on the cordless, all while he's smiling, and she oh, hey, fallon. He's looking right in Kirby's eyes and she's just rolling. I'm like I can't believe this fool, really, really. And he's like yeah, yeah, I can be downtown right away.
Speaker 1:Something that was just really intelligent. Like, dude, you've been with her all day and all night and most of the day today. How come she couldn't have told you whatever it was then? Why do you need to run off and save her now? And you know what this man says to her with his perfectly coiffed hair, what he says to her face.
Speaker 1:I'm not really gonna discuss that. Oh, I'm, oh, my god, I'm so sorry. I thought I was your wife or something. God, I hope she sues the pants off him. I hope she sues his flat. I'm not even gonna go there. I hope she sues him. She needs to collect all that coin and it's the most disappointing part of that whole statement I just made.
Speaker 1:He didn't even have his own house. He's a freaking Colby. He didn't even have his own house. He lived girl. I'm not gonna play with him. I'm not gonna play with him. I am completely done with Jeff today. I washed my hands of him.
Speaker 1:He had the audacity to look this woman in her pregnant face. Remind you he remembers she's pregnant. But no, no, no. Well, fallon needs me. Fallon, I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1:So, long story short, he ends up going downtown and it's just, they're still dressed like these low budget urban cowboy extras for some reason, and they're telling Blake yo, adam is nuts, adam did xyz and this is the proof. But Blake won't hear it. Blake, but Blake will have. No, he's a listen. I already lost one son by believing a rumor. I'm'm not going to do it twice, unless Adam comes in this office and tells me that he was a mercuric oxide mail-deliverer. Then I don't want to hear it from y'all. Curtain cuts Insane. Oh my God, I have it on TV right now. I'm so pissed off. Look at Jeff. Then he has it all nasty. Y'all, I didn't even. Oh my god, I'm so pissed.
Speaker 1:So kirby is dressed like a 1942 school mom. She's got on this blue maternity dress. She looks stressed. Jeff comes out with he has a balls to have the shirt all the way open, damn near to his navel, like he gq somebody or something. And he is, I'm not gonna lie, he's, he's cute, he's cute, he's gorgeous actually.
Speaker 1:And he's answering this, this phone, right in front of this girl, looking her right in her face, telling her that Fallon is more important, and then he's smiling at her. Look at this, look at him. My god, I'm so upset. That's gonna have to be. That's it. That's all for this episode. Oh, keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer and keep your divorce papers even closer than that, because when someone comes playing in your face in a Texas tuxedo, you got to put them back in their place. I hope she sues the hell out of him. She just shave his head to sleep. Oh, I can't stand. Jeff Colby, join me next time for some more Dallas debauchery. Until then, stay moisturized, stay hydrated, mind your business and keep all of your drama on TV. Bye.