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S4 EP24 Dynasty: The Check- The" Ca$h Me (Out) If You Can- Champagne Papi's Exit Strategy" Episode

• Jett Shae • Episode 301

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Welcome to a deliciously devious examination of gold digging strategies as displayed in Dynasty's Season 4, Episode 24 "The Check." This episode serves as the ultimate field guide to extracting wealth from the Denver elite – some methods brilliant, others spectacularly misguided. Mark Jennings emerges as our unexpected hero, demonstrating perfect timing and leverage when he blackmails Alexis Colby for $100,000 after catching her in a lie about Ahmed Rashid. His champagne-sipping, opportunity-seizing approach pays off handsomely as he secures his bag and promptly leaves town. Meanwhile, Tracy works both sides as Dexter's spy in Alexis's company, collecting double paychecks but risking everything with her emotional entanglement. The contrast couldn't be clearer when we witness Kirby's disastrous attempt at revenge against Alexis – a golden opportunity squandered by poor planning and a servant mindset. The episode brilliantly juxtaposes these gold-digging strategies against Blake Carrington's $100 million business crisis and the surprise reappearance of Sammy Jo, whose modeling contract dreams crumble alongside her relationship with an abusive advertising executive. Through each character's trajectory, we learn valuable lessons about target selection, strategic positioning, and knowing exactly when to cash out. Whether you're team Mark "Champagne Poppy" Jennings or fascinated by the psychological blocks preventing Kirby from leveraging her position, this breakdown will have you raising your own champagne flute to those who master the art of securing the bag. The episode ultimately teaches us that successful gold digging isn't just about proximity to wealth – it's about understanding power dynamics, recognizing opportunities, and maintaining the emotional detachment necessary to walk away at the perfect moment.

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That kid's half hillbilly. I am blue blood through and through. What do I look like? Sharing amenities?

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome or welcome back to Soap Floor, the official gathering place for newbies, novices and OG diehard fans of the golden age of primetime. I'm your host, jett. I'm viewing a movie with the filthiest, sexiest primetime storyline of 1984. So, whether you're new to this or true to this, sit back and enjoy. Tell the kids it's time to play outside, or, out of sight, tell babe no questions, suggestions or concerns for the next 25 to 35 minutes. Everyone else in airshot, pool, choir or kickouts are the only options you've got today because we are watching our stories. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, this is Soap More. Hello, gorgeous, welcome or welcome back to another fun, fun edition of Soap More. I hope your day is shaping up well. I am on the edge of my seat. I am so excited to bring this episode to you Today.

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We're back in Denver ripping and running with the Carringtons, only we're going to talk way more about the bit players, the peripheral-ers, if you will. Today's episode is a masterclass in gold digging and being gold adjacent. We are watching season four, episode 24, the check. Cut the check. That's what we all get up and go to work for, right, a little extra money. But there are people who make it their business to put themselves on the path of others who are wealthier. This may be looked down on in some circles. Sometimes it's not. We talked about Anna Nicole Smith not too long ago and I've given my opinions, but today we're going to talk about a would-be gold digger. If they understood the opportunity, was there a gold digger supreme and a gold digger who got it just right until it all went wrong. So go ahead and pour yourself off something bubbly and bright as we jump into season four, episode 24 of dynasty, the check. So I mean, I never thought I'd say this, but today we are toasting to mark gigolo jenkins. It's not same as jen, it's not his name. What is his name? Mark Jennings, matter of fact, I watched this episode and I was so tickled that I said you know what, when I have my something bubbly and bright today, I'm going to make sure and drink it out of a champagne flute. So, in honor of KFED's patron saint and icon, mark Jennings, patron saint and icon, mark jennings, I'm gonna drink this here raspberry tapachico and a little grenadine out of my champagne flute. Oh, that's very pretty. And I'm doing this because every time we see mark, he is either with a glass in hand or fresh off of a glass. Baby boy is champagne poppy. This entire episode we got to get through him.

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We're going to talk about Curbitius and why she needs female role models and maybe a money coach, and then a surprise, somebody I had completely and totally forgotten about. But first we got to talk about some of these bit players. Speaking of bits, I got so hype watching the show I don't know why I got so excited for Mark that I decided it was time to bring out my dynasty jewels. I have been slowly collecting some very fabulous costume jewelry, only to put on my earrings and realize they were too heavy. Went on Amazon after watching a video on YouTube and found out that they make different sized backings. Now I've noticed this when you buy jewelry, especially earrings, obviously earrings the backing. Sometimes it's really small, sometimes it's larger and plastic, but they make different ones for heavier jewelry. So come Tuesday I'm going to be set. Also, this beverage could probably use a little alcohol, but it's not bad. All right, where should we begin? I know I said the bit player, so I think we can start with Tracy without any incident.

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First time we see Tracy, this episode she is in a steaming hot shower. I mean, smoke is billowing, water pressure is on 10, and I noticed immediately she has a large and spacious shower. That's not surprising because even though Tracy may or may not be a gold digger, she definitely is. That's the speech she gave last time she talked to Crystal and got the taste slapped out of her mouth. Seems like she's found a couple taste buds because she has developed a taste for Dexter, who happens to be the next person who enters the scene in this oversized shower. So by my deduction I would say Tracy is this PR extraordinaire. She's probably done a really good job, squirreled away a little money, dated a few top dogs and created a pretty nice life for herself. She's only adding to that resume because now she's with one of the heads of Lex Dex or Dex Lex Exploration I don't really know what they do Dexter and he has agreed to pay her a double salary.

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Let her tell it Now. I thought when they were in Hong Kong the decision was made he would pay her salary. She would then get a job with Alexis and then have a double salary that way. But in the shower she's frustrated. She's frustrated because she could tell Dexter was frustrated. She could tell when they were in the sack that he wasn't all that into it.

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She wants to know, dexter, what's on your mind? Are you worried about Alexis? He doesn't even pick up the subliminal that wasn't even subliminal. She's basically saying are you thinking about someone else while you're with me? I want to know everything about that woman. I want to know every phone call she makes. I want to know whoever she talks to. And Trace is like you want to know who else she dates. I don't care about that. He definitely cares about that, dex. Dex is deep in his feelings and I don't blame him. He's never had a baddie like Alexis. No one to challenge him, no one to dismiss him, and I think it's probably 70 30. He's really upset that they're not together and that she cheated on him, but I think he's also 30 pissed off that she dismissed him anyway. Tracy's like okay, that's cute, you can continue to pay me a double salary and I will be a double agent for you, no problem, but could you at least leave her out of our bed Every time we're in bed together? You're talking about her Now she's making it sound like this is a long relationship.

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Tell me, why didn't Alexis just get off the plane from Hong Kong, like three hours ago? Tracy and Dexter have been together a weekend and I'm starting to see the cracks. Like, okay, okay, okay, okay, I see why. Tracy, you are struggling with the sassy seductress secretary school. You, too clingy young lady, you were jumping the gun. He don't want you like that. You got a job, get these three checks and go about your life. Definitely some daddy issues, though, but Tracy agrees, I'm going to do my part. You just a job, get these three checks and go about your life. Definitely some daddy issues, though, but Tracy agrees, I'm gonna do my part. You just leave this woman when we're intimate. Can we just be intimate? He's like cool, let me just shake it off and we can continue.

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I was very impressed, first and foremost, with the dubbing in this scene, because the shower is quite loud. I was not joking about the water pressure being phenomenal and there being steam, but they dubbed the scene perfectly, and the next time we see Miss Tracy, she is waiting for Alexis in Alexis's office, after a kind of a funny event. We'll get to that. So as Alexis comes into her office, douglas or so we think is Douglas Douglas hands her some messages and he tells her oh, miss, whatever Tracy's last name is Kendall. I think Miss Kendall is in there for you. She's like who let her in? Thank you, douglas. Oh, I'm not Douglas, I'm Jerome. Jerome, look just like Douglas.

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I don't know why Alexis runs through 50-lead male secretaries, but I'm here for it. I'd like to celebrate it, matter of fact, when we raise my champagne flute here's to you, alexis. Guys, I highly recommend it. I'm not joking when I tell you to pour yourself something bubbly and bright, perhaps something a little more exciting than sparkling water, if that's not your thing. This flute got me in my feelings, not my feelings. This flute has me feeling myself. Anyway, it's not about me right now. Tracy is prepared.

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Alexis is aware of who she is, because Dexter did put her on to who you know, tracy being Blake's ex PR lady. I love this scene. It's not very long, but god, this woman is hilarious. Tracy immediately stands up and she's like Alexis Colby. I'm so excited to be here. You may have heard that I parted ways from Denver Carrington and I was hoping to do some great things here at Colby Co and Alexis is like yes, darling, I heard about your job, I know you left it.

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Alexis gets right to it. So what did Blake do to make you leave? Tracy says, well, no, it was a mutual decision. And Alexis is like okay, okay, okay, girl, sure it was. And then she doesn't come right out and say that she feels a way about being fired. But she's like you know, I worked for Blake and I learned a lot while I was there.

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And Alexa's like you don't have to tell me why you got fired or why you quit, I'm sure. How does she put it? Sure, it's because Blake is obsessed with his mediocre wife's position, like basically saying we all know that you're the real PR person, but I mean, that's his loss. Unfortunately, I'm not interested. Tracy's like listen, I know, I know you would be. I learned a whole lot, a lot of things that most people don't know about Blake Carrington. I have a front row seat too. I know a whole lot of information. And Alexis is like you know, people who have a lot of secrets are only loyal to money. How do I know you're not going to flip on me? Tracy seals the deal by quoting Alexis, basically saying I'm loyal to the money, pledge allegiance to the bag, something to that effect.

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Alexis is impressed. She thinks to herself. This woman hates Blake, she used to work for Blake and she's about her money. This is my kind of girl. Welcome to Colby Co. You are the second female to ever work for this company, probably going to be the last.

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Tracy immediately goes out into the lobby and makes a very loud phone call and says Dex, I'm in. I understand this is television, but why are y'all telling all y'all business? My goodness, stealth. Stealthiness is important Stealth. I've been thinking about this episode long and hard and part of me wishes I was a little bit better of a voice actor. I might try this and just give you the point of view. I would love to do this all from Dex's point of view, because he had an incredible day on this day. So let's go ahead and start at the top.

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At the beginning of this episode we see Dex, dexter and some hot to trot little blonde who looks a lot like Shelly Long fresh off of a rendezvous. Now he's giggling, he's sniggling, he's having a good old time, he's touchy-feely. This girl's having the time of her life. They're in Alexis's penthouse and they're about to get a little champagne and go out on the terrace and have a good time. You see mom's away at the opera. So Mark has the whole mall to himself that night. Only why him and Miss Blondie Poo are, you know, touching and feeling all over each other, complimenting each other on the job. Well done in the sack.

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Mark, in true side dude slash kept man slash, oldest son fashion, here's the elevator and sees a little light flash indicating that someone is coming up to the penthouse. There can only be one person coming up to the penthouse Mom's home. Oh crap, alexis is back. Oh, my God, you got to go. So he starts shuffling his boo thing out the back way. Thank God for that back staircase, it is paying dividends. So as he ushers her out, mark needs to remind the audience that he is athletic. He grabs a champagne bucket, champagne, a couple flutes, cause he's still gonna drink, and he uses his foot to open the sliding door and close it. He goes out on the terrace just in enough time as he leaves Alexis waltz into this penthouse.

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Only she's not alone and she's pissed. I can't believe. You're waiting outside for me. I was at the opera and here you come with these accusations it's Blake. Blake is big pissed. Blake left the house to come cuss out his baby mother because he feels like she had something to do with Ahmed Rashid and this whole wolf ticket. He's selling the world, making Blake look like a crook and a criminal and things. Alexis was on a tour de force, acting just like I can't believe.

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You would say that you thought I painted Jeff into a coma. You thought I tried to kill him and I didn't. You never believed me. You never believe anything. I say mind you. She's doing this in this killer emerald green dress matching jewels. He's pissed. Alexis, this smell like you. I know you saw it. I know you did. He's like you're crazy. You're crazy. You're always blaming me. You never believe me, blake, you never believe me, for whatever reason. He buys this. He's like damn, okay, I guess I'm sorry. I guess you're right. You're right, you're right, I'm sorry, I ruined your opera night. I'm so sorry. So as he leaves, we see Mark out on the terrace sipping some champagne. Let me go ahead and have me a little sip too. He's sipping champagne in a celebratory fashion because he knows he's got her right where he wants her.

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Mark has been playing his part. He's been biting his time biting his tongue, keeping quiet. He's been kicked out of every room he's been in and is finally going to pay off because Mark, if you recall, was sent away in Hong Kong. Alexis made one fatal mistake when she booked the rooms. Although Mark had a separate room, it was still an adjoining room, so that means he could see her room very, very clearly. He could see the comings and goings and when she kicked him out, gave him some money and sent him downstairs to the arcade. On his way out he saw Ahmed making his way in. I just had a thought. Dex Dexter also knows she was with Ahmed Rashid, but I guess he doesn't care, or maybe it hasn't.

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The news hasn't really hit him, at least not on this episode about Blake's company being in the tank now because everyone thinks he was like funding the rebels or something. That's neither here nor there. What's here or there is that Mark has gotten out. He's got a way to get a big, fat payday, finally, after years of chasing skirts, tennis lessons to moderately rich broads. Sure, it's been fun, sure, it strokes his ego, but I mean he don't need that. What he needs is a fat payday.

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Mark goes and takes a celebratory shower and polishes off the bottle of champagne. I'm assuming, because the next time we see him, he is in his bathrobe a pair of flip-flops and he is hollering downstairs. Robe, pair of flip-flops, and he is hollering downstairs. Alexis, alexis, she's pissed because she's already in the bed. She's already been accosted by Blake with the truth. She managed to snake her way out of that, but she comes down the stairs in a fabulous robe, no doubt, mark. What do you want? Oh, you're drunk. And he's like yeah, I'm drunk, I'm also rich. Oh, you're drunk. And he's like yeah, I'm drunk, I'm also rich, I'm also about to get paid.

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She's like what are you going on about? He's like I saw Blake here a little while ago and I heard you tell him you had never laid eyes on Rashida Med while you were in Hong Kong. Meanwhile, I saw Rashida Med leave your room more times than a little bit. Matter of fact, I heard you ask him to sabotage blake for five million doll hairs. So what I'm trying to tell you, baby girl, is you're about to give me a raise and she's like well damn, I can't believe this. To my shock, she agrees. How much is this going to cost me, mark? How much is it going to cost me to shut you up 100K. You guys know that the living from ago is my Roman empire. That would be around $300,000 today. That's good money. Plus remember he had squirreled away $20,000. He knows what's up. It doesn't interest me.

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Mark brings up a point. He says you're the best liar I've ever met in my life and you've got a ton of enemies. Usually you just bulldoze over them. There's something about Carrington that has you shook, though. I wonder what he would do with this information. I would agree with that, even though my personal opinion is that she could take him. I don't know what it is about him either. There is something that she's. She's always sort of circling around him looking for ways to destroy him, but I don't know. He doesn't. I don't feel like it's an even playing field. She could flatten him. I don't think he could flatten her again. She is running the number one company, he's running the number two. She is running the number one company, he's running the number two.

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Anyways, the next day, mark is enjoying yet another glass of dark liquor when all of a sudden, mcveigh, the congressman, the pedo congressman comes up that back stairway. Mark says what the hell are you doing? See, mark had just received a hundred thousand dollar check from Alexis. So he was just kind of enjoying his time having a celebratory beverage. When McVeigh walks in he's like dude, how'd you get in here Back stairwell? Alexis has made me use it a few times. You got any information on her? Yet All this time I thought Mark was reporting back to McVeigh giving him all the tea.

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Remember? They made an agreement. Mcveigh was like I'm going to pay you, you're going to tell me everything there is to know about Alexis and I'm going to bring her down, I'm going to blackmail her. No-transcript. Yes, he is a gold digger. Yes, he is an opportunist, but what he ain't is a snitch. For whatever reason, he is kind of protecting Alexis. Or maybe he know McVeigh don't have no money like that. Who knows? Either way, keeping quiet is paying dividends and he wants to continue this. So he basically tells McVeigh. He basically tells him to leave.

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Now I was a little disappointed in this scene because I thought Mark was going to give him an Alexis read. He starts it off. He basically says why don't you leave? The same way you came up, I thought he was going to tell him don't touch any girls on the way out. Didn't say that. Just tells him to leave and the next time you want to talk to me, don't do it here. Wiggles his bushy eyebrows and sends McVaneigh on his way. Mcveigh can't believe it. Did he just kick me out? Yeah, he just kicked you out.

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Also, mcveigh absolutely has nothing on Mark at this time. I just thought about that. He can't go to. He can't very well go to Alexis and say, hey, your bodyguard is feeding me intel, because he's not. But what he can do is follow Mark Jennings around. If he won't tell McVeigh any personal antidote about Alexis, then maybe McVeigh can see it for himself. Only when he follows Mark, to his surprise, mark goes to the Bank of Denver, deposits a hefty check, flirts a little bit with the banker lady she appreciates his business, hands him a card I guess it's a debit card, I don't know. I don't think it's a debit card in 1984, but hands in my card, mark walks out.

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We find out pretty quickly that McVeigh was there. He's like hiding behind a piece of paper, listening and watching the whole transaction. Mark is on one, you know he's feeling good about himself. He is a champagne poppy. He gets good and drunk again, I suppose, and then he heads over to Denver Carrington, announces himself in the offices of Crystal Carrington and enters and the first thing he says he's acting kind of funny, but he's like man. I remember when I didn't have to go through so many hoops to get to you. He's like hey, mark, what are you doing here?

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She's keeping it very cute. She's got her own thing to worry about, but she's being very cordial. Hey, hey, mark, what are you doing here? I just wanted to say hey, I just want to come by and tell you you're amazing. Blah, blah, blah.

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She can tell right away that he's drunk. She lived many years with him and it's alcohol abuse. So she knows that he's drunk and he's like listen, he basically tells her that he wanted to come and say goodbye to the lady he's always loved. You're so beautiful, this having a third. And also, you know I'm sorry for any trouble I brought to you, but I just want you to know you're worth two, blake Carrington and 20 of me and, my God, a world full of Alexis's. Basically, you are just a gem. You are a precious, precious woman, only woman I ever loved. But yeah, I'm out of here.

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I gave him that match. I got what I needed. He didn't really tell her what, he just explained. You know I'm gonna go. She really wants to know why. She thinks it's something like Alexis did something to him. He was like, look, she's in pain in the butt, but I mean I'm not worried about her. You, on the other hand, should be looking over your shoulder always.

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This woman is, she's everything you think she is, and then some. But love you. They give each other a little hug and it's really cute. Love you, I'll see you later. Goodbye. Well, she feels, she just feels funny, like this is a weird scene now that I really think about it. She's like mark, just be careful, be careful. I don't know why he goes. Don't worry, girl, I got eyes in the back of my head. Ain't nobody worried about me?

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He's on his way to new york city. I think three hundred thousand000 worth of money in today's money. In New York you could do some damage, especially in the 80s, especially in the early 80s. He probably is just fine. Plus, he's still fine. He's still got dimples, he still knows how to play tennis. He could run this, this whole scheme, over and over and over again. Now, is it a scheme? Not really. He kind of got lucky Mark is used to sort of mooching off wealthy women.

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He's used to sort of running game, but by saving a life he was then employed by another wealthy woman, even after he banged her daughter, and he got in and out. As soon as he got the money he went ahead and got out. He didn't have to marry her. He's not doing any weird favors for her. That's how you get that goal. That's a gold digger extreme. He hadn't compromised his morals in any way. He's not embarrassed to be seen.

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Now he's got a hundred thousand reason to walk away in the last 20 that he's earned. So good for you, mark. He's tipsy the whole. I hope he don't crash somewhere. Now that I think about it. Hope he don't fall out somewhere. He had drunk this entire episode. You know who's not drunk though our good sister kirby.

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I think before we jump into kirby theist, though, we need to discuss blake and his big. As you know, blake was mortified when he turned on the TV after a terrible announcement of a new marriage and found out that this dude, dirt Dude, who he has a terrible history with, stabbed him in the back, set him up. Imagine that. Imagine doing business to the tune of $100 million, only to have someone you've never trusted in your life turn their back on. You, set you up. It's embarrassing, it's devastating. You went to go, cuss out your ex-wife and she's like I ain't got nothing to do with that. Why would you do business with someone who hates you? Valid, valid point.

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So now Blake has to scramble, he has to think really, really fast and his thought is let me go to Hong Kong and I'll talk to that government and see what they can do. If I can just get that government to say hey, we didn't buy any arms with this, we're using this for whatever projects we said we were going to use it for, then it'll all be cool, it'll all be golden. He says, adam, I want you to come to Hong Kong with me. Okay, I need you. Adam's like absolutely, bro, I'll be there. What do you want me to do? Blake says I want you to be ready to go by 8am tomorrow. We got to go to San Francisco first and then we're going to go on the plane. We're going to go to Hong Kong.

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So while they're on the private plane, he and Blake Adam and Blake, that is are talking about like dude, how did this happen? What went wrong. Why do you think Rashid Ahmed did this? Blake says gosh, I mean, I think this was maybe a long time coming. I maybe underestimated that. He was more upset with me than I realized. His brother, farouk, tried to set me up with a deal or something one time and I kicked him out of my office. Maybe he was really embarrassed, adam's like or maybe mother had something to do with this Funny thing is the night previous after everything went down, the whole family was at Fallon and Jeff's announcement of their engagement.

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Right, the whole family, with the exception of Fallon, heads to Denver Carrington. They're on the phone, they're talking to press, they're doing all this work trying to like figure out what went wrong. When they get back to the the house, crystal's in the kitchen in a fabulous robe drinking a glass of milk. Blake comes in and they're talking about this and, like Blake goes oh, I don't know how all this happened. I just can't believe he would turn his back on me like there's got to be more to the story. Crystal says well, yeah, alexis probably knows the whole story, so it's funny.

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The next day on the plane, adam, who was Alexis's son says, says the exact same thing. He's like I don't know why you're so chill about this. You know mama had something to do with this. Blake's like no, no, no, I made enemies on my own. Alexis is innocent this time. And Adam's like you have got to be kidding me. You don't smell mother Chanel number five all over this. Blake's like no man. I pissed off Farouk. I accused him of killing, of kidnapping my grandson, like they were just waiting. They were just waiting for me. Adam's like you know what you better than me, because if it was me and she double-crossed me, you know I get down, she'd be out of here. I like the tension between Adam and, uh, alexis, because, yeah, he's the son. That can just never be enough.

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It's all about Stephen, stephen, stephen. Let's put a quick little pin in this story and flip over to Stephen, because this something has come to light. Stephen finally leaves his mama's office after three episodes. He goes to his office and can you imagine that with a little digging, probably two or three swipes of the hanging folders, he finds the plans he thought Adam stole. Now I have not gone back to figure out which episode would tell me if Adam took the plans or not. I tend to believe he didn't. And now Stephen's like dang.

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He goes into Alexis's office Like, oh, adam, an goes into Alexis's office. He's like I owe Adam an apology. I just found those. I found that paperwork. I accused him of stealing. And Alexis is like you know what Good, good on you. You need to apologize to your brother. But why the long face? Stephen feels bad because he's like if I hadn't made these plans, it would have never encouraged Adam to tell dad about this South China deal and then he wouldn't be in this predicament. Alexis is like honey, you know, this is not your fault. Things happen. Your dad messes with the wrong people Sometimes. Things happen, everything will be fine. Okay, back to Blake. And Adam Blake insists that this is all his own fault and that you just can't go willy nilly accusing people of things, because it's really embarrassing when you're wrong. Adam just has a look on his face like you know, it was my mama. You know this, I know this, but whatever.

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So they get to Hong Kong and they are waiting for some representatives of the government Obviously not Rashid Ahmed, because nobody can find him. The only intel that they have is that someone saw someone who may or may not have looked like him, boarding a private plane in a private airport. That's it. Very, very useless information. So these representatives of this nondescript government that comes in and they're, you know, having a quick little conversation. Hi, mr Carrington. Oh my gosh. Yeah, we saw the news. That's so whack. I can't believe that. Someone went on TV and said that, well, blake says listen, we can put all this to bed. I've got a lot of investors who are very, very nervous and I've got this time crunch. I got to start digging sooner rather than later. So can you guys put out a press release for me and just say the money did not go to buy arms, it went to buy this went to buy, you know, infrastructure or whatever it was they were working on. It was totally just like humanitarian efforts really.

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Here's the thing Adam tried to warn Blake before they boarded the plane that people do business differently in different parts of the world. It's not this government's cup of tea to like go on TV talking and stuff. They like to keep it very quiet. They like to be Mark Jennings. They like to sit back, be talking and stuff. They like to keep it very quiet. They like to be Mark Jennings. They like to sit back, collect their check, do business quietly and move on. They're not really out there like that. They assure Blake hey, we don't buy guns, we don't do all that, we're not trying to fight. Okay, we're rich, we're pretty, we're not trying to fight, we just want this infrastructure and whatnot. So they say you know, that's not really how we do business. I'm so, so sorry we're not going to be able to help you.

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Well, blake gets mad and he puts this. He puts on his American, american, american trash. I paid money. You have a hundred million of my dollars and I want to see some receipts. I want to see somebody's ass on television telling the whole world what good guy I am. And they're like that's cute or whatever, but like like your son tried to told you this ain't America. And the last thing we're going to do is go on TV and mention this, this country that wants to blow us up. We're not going to even mention their name because we don't want smoke like that. And, by the way, mr Carrington, we sold you oil leases. We did not offer you protection, we did not offer you provision. That's for you to work out. You either make that business work or you don't. Ain't that the American way? Get over here, figure out how you're going to dig in them holes and that's it. Sorry for you. Blake's like dang, you're right, dang, you're right, you're right, okay, dang, okay, everything's cool.

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So in America, crystal is trying to be the PR woman and a solid wife. Only she feels like Blake's not really giving her the full details and he's not going to. This is one of the bigger issues, and having a wife in a position like that, she can't be your PR person if you're not going to be open. It's like you can't have your wife be your lawyer if you're not going to be completely honest. It's just a conflict of interest. I learned from TV a long time ago that doctors are not allowed to perform surgery on their family. This makes a lot of sense. You probably don't. I don't know if lawyers have that same sort of creed where you just can't, you know, represent someone you know, a wife or a kid or something. Conflict of interest. So Crystal is trying to do this job that she's not necessarily versed in. I won't say she's unqualified, but listen, she does not have any experience and this is a big deal.

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So that reporter who did an interview with Blake right after the merger. He comes back and, oh boy, he can't wait to dig into them. So basically, he tells Crystal that that whole interview he did with Blink is a wash, because that turned out to be a complete and total lie. So he wants to know hey, mrs Denver Carrington, what are the repercussions of him funding this other country with arms? Crystal manages to keep it cool. Crystal doesn't really know how to handle this. This is new and this is big. The repercussions are that this company is probably sinking. She's not comfortable saying that because Blake hasn't actually told her that. So she tells a man to get out. He's like cool, go ahead and make sure you read my article next week when it comes out.

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So when they get home, I feel like Crystal calls me poor in 4K because Blake comes back from Hong Kong and she's sitting in the study with Fallon and Fallon is, you know, daddy's little girl. Daddy, you're gonna be okay, right? You're gonna make sure you get this money back, right? Of course, darling, of course. So once Fallon leaves, crystal's like Blake quit playing with me. She's wearing this incredible plum silk robe with a sequined collar lapel. What do you need sequins for in a bathrobe? You need that when you're rich, because she don't want her sleeping clothes to absorb any of like the helps, air or something. I suppose she doesn't want to roll over in bed and smell like she actually cleaned anything. So she's doing the extra.

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She looks amazing in this role. And she says Blake, stop playing with me, stop putting me on this pedestal Like I'm your precious little wife, I'm your PR person. You better tell me what's going on. And he's like okay, so here's the deal. You know that a hundred million dollars I um like put together with all the contributors and whatnot. All of that came with a condition. I am on a time limit. If I don't start digging, if I don't find oil pretty soon basically I could it's going to look really bad and I'm going to be a hundred million dollars in the hole. And she goes oh, so it's either you start digging or you risk losing Denver Carrington. He's like yeah, so now she understands kind of the weight of the situation. And that's Blake's whole dilemma.

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This episode is okay. What do I do now? So he's in trouble. Kind of surprising. But at the end of the day, you just don't do business with your worst enemy. You don't do business with somebody that you embarrass. It's one thing to have a fight, it's quite another to embarrass. So I mean, he's not wrong. Rashida Med was probably waiting in the cut to do something to him eventually, but sometimes you deserve it, sometimes you don't. I would say he deserved it just a little bit. Someone who doesn't deserve it, though, is my girl, claudia De Steyer. As you, they finally put that whole who's been sending her violence and Matthew hips, don't lie, blaisdell voice recording. It was the do dirt PI that Alexis has embarrassed. Oh my gosh, she's racking up the enemies.

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Anyway, in order to make sure this is fully put to bed, stephen calls up Claudia one morning and he tells her hey, honey, honey, I need you to come down to the police station. We basically have to press charges, blah, blah, blah. Put it on on record so that he can be whatever, so they can get rid of it. I don't know if he's going to be given prison time or whatever. The scene was interesting to me in another way, because Kirby is there. So Claudia is like are you sure, steven? I really don't want to do this. He's like yes, honey, just come on down here and give the deposition and then you can leave. I think he says deposition. Enter Kirby.

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Kirby's got a gun. Kirby's got a gun Run above Daddy Doo. You know what I mean. I don't know what that song says, but it fits so perfectly on this episode. Kermit has a blicky and she's got a target. Only she's so flustered throughout the entire episode. You already know this is not going to go well. At least I did Okay.

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So when we first see kirby, she's sitting in the study catching up with fallon. One of the servants has poured them a little cute little tiny glass, which reminds me I'm thirsty. Someone has poured them a tiny glass of brandy or whatever. Right? Fallon's telling kirby everything that happened to blake. Kirby's like oh my god, that's crazy, I can't believe I missed that. And Fallon's like well, yeah, you missed the family meetings. What she means is you missed that terrible event I made everybody get dressed up for, even though we've been at the kid's birthday party all day to tell you I'm marrying the man that you really love. Why would Kirby want to be there? She knew what was up. Kirby didn't really give an explanation. I'm assuming she was at the shooting range, but no one asked because no one cares and we'll get to that in a second.

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So Kirby's looking at Fallon and she's starting to realize that Fallon looks like she's almost glowing and she's like, well, you look really good. Like what's, what's going on? That's when Fallon tells her yeah, you missed the meeting last night. Kirby says, let me guess, jeff proposed to you and you accepted. It's probably that giant garnet, ja, ja ring on Fallon's finger that gave it away. She's like yes, yes, kirby, we're engaged to be married and I want you to be happy for me, just like I'm happy. It is the audacity for me. You don't get to say that because, first and foremost, was Fallon supportive when Kirby was with Jeff? She was not. Why would you think? This woman has to celebrate everything you do? It's a very entitled position to come from, but that's par for the course.

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I would also like to point out that even in this scene, even though Jeff's not even there in this scene, there's still no chemistry when she talks about Jeff. You are never going make me believe this under any circumstances. Ever, ever, ever I could be dangling over a cliff. I will never be like, yeah, they was they, they loved each other. Never gonna happen anyway.

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This news kind of makes Kirby sick to her stomach. So the next time we see her uh, yeah, I suppose she's had a little bit of time to think about it. I guess kirby needs to wash the day off of her. She realizes that, yeah, she's missed out a lot in her life, not because of her own hand, but because of other people. So she goes upstairs, takes a shower, puts on a peach nightgown and pets her gun to sleep. She wants to soothe herself with the cold steel between her fingers. Only she's interrupted by a rat-a-tat-tat at the door. She goes leaping across the room and here we see adam. So this is all the same night that everything went down. I know she said last night, fallon said last night, but it was it at. This is all the same night.

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Adam comes in and he's still in his penguin suit. He's like, hey, me and Blake are gonna go to, uh, san Francisco, and then we're gonna fly to Hong Kong to take care of business, and then when I come back we're gonna make plans, we're gonna get a marriage license and we're gonna make babies. She's like, damn, didn't I just come off like toxic stuff? Can I? Can I recover a little bit? She doesn't say that. I said that. Okay, sorry. What she does say is okay. Well, when? How long are you leaving, remember? She's already talked to alexis about taking a job in paris. How this is all supposed to work out, I'm sure I don't know, but she convinces adam that she's going to miss him and they have a little scene together and, dare I say it, there is way more passion between these two than there is Jeff and Fallon. Considering their past, this is a little bit disturbing. So they have a little fun before he's off and on his way. I hope she doesn't get knocked up now that I sit and think about it.

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The next morning Kirby is at Brecky. She comes downstairs and it's very clear clear, if you're paying attention that she is. She's not quite in her right mind. You know. She's a little bit frustrated, she looks a little bit angry. But she comes and she sits now looks like she's just been at the gym working out and Claudia's on the phone with Steve and he's telling her she needs to come make a statement. Blah, blah, blah. Well, what? Once Claudia hangs up the phone, she's like oh, hey, kirby, hey, I'm so glad I caught you. Why don't we throw a party for Fallon? Kirby's like wait a what? Why don't we throw an engagement party? Or like a bachelorette party for Fallon. Claudia's mean her sweet little self, but.

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But Kirby clearly thinks, girl, you talking crazy again. Do I need to call the asylum? Why would I throw her a party? I'm not even a Carrington like that. That's what she said out of her own mouth. I ain't even a Carrington like that. I may never be no Carrington. You throw a party for her yourself. I am team Kirby in this, first and foremost. You don't get a repeat party for me for marrying the same person. You certainly don't get a party for marrying my ex-husband.

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Kirby's also of the mind like what could we possibly give her? She already has everything. Claudia being the sweet little saint, she is the love. Even a Carrington needs love. That sets Kirby off. That's when she's like you know what? That ain't my sister, that you want to be a Carrington, you could be. A Carrington needs love. That sets Kirby off. That's when she's like you know what? That ain't my sister, that you want to be a Carrington. You can be a Carrington. You can give her whatever you need. I'm not Count me out O-U-T out Matter of fact, I got a blicky for her mama. That's her wedding gift. That's her gift.

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She's going to go of Jeff as he gets older. Think about it. One day they're going to have to sit him down and tell their story of this, this star-crossed lovers, requainted love, blah, blah, blah and it all fell together. He's going to have to explain, jeff, that is that he. He, you know. He slept with Aunt Claudia, he slept with Aunt Kirby, he slept with mom twice mom used to hook up with his uncle, um, and then he's gonna be like yeah, and then I let your mom name you after your grandpa because I don't have a spine. And then I gave up my rightful throne on the on the stepsby Co, which is the biggest company in Denver, to be a second rate pseudo son to your grandpa because I don't have a spine. So the baby's gonna be like wait a minute, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up. Let me make sure I understand this right.

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My name is Blake Carrington, colby, because you don't have a spine. I am really a Colby. My grandma runs Colby Co, which is a bigger company, which means I could be in a bigger mansion, which means I've been sharing a nursery with my baby cousin. For what exactly? That kid's half hillbilly? I am blue blood through and through. What do I look like sharing amenities. I'd be super pissed if I found out that my dad chose to be second rate. If you want to live this life of a bleeding heart because you chasing behind my mama with 15 hyphens behind her name, that's you, my guy point me in the direction of the Colby mansion, please, or the very least, my grandmother's penthouse. That's neither here nor there, because his auntie, or future auntie, aunt Kirby and just Carrington, needs another shower so she can work up a nerve.

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She picks up the phone. She calls alexis, carrington, colby, alexis, uh, it's me kirby. Uh, remember, we talked about paris. You still got a job for me in paris. Alexis is like kirby, are you okay? We just talked about this yesterday. Yes, absolutely okay. Fine, um, I want to talk to you in person about it. Okay, can you be at my office in an hour? No, no, I can't. I can't get down there in an hour. Alexis is like okay, how about tomorrow 9am? Yes, yes, I can do tomorrow at 9am, but I'm picking you up. Alexis is picking me up. Yes, I'm picking you up tomorrow 9amm. Click. Alexis pays this dust.

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She is completely unbothered. I was actually shocked. I'm like would she ride in a car? What kind of car is Kirby picking her up in? I was very, very concerned with it, you'll be happy to know. And surprise, she picks her up in a Ford Mustang. I'm shocked. I didn't think Alexis would get in a Mustang, but she does. Kirby nervously picks her up and she drives her over to her old house. And this is where things start to get interesting. Kirby jumps out. She's got on a leather jacket.

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Kirby is a very she don't look like a lot of people, if that makes sense. She has a unique look. I'm not saying that she's strange looking or anything, but not many people look like her. She's got these large doe eyes, dark hair all the way past her butt. She's just very unique looking. She stands out, she drives a red Mustang through a residential neighborhood, pulls up to a house that's been empty for 20 plus years with a woman wearing a ginormous gray cloak fur hat with like fur trim on it. It is so dope though. It's gray on the outside, lined with gray fur, but when you flip it over it's red, matches her other outfit that's underneath it. Oh, love it anyway. They pull up in this mustang.

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Kirby's like you don't recognize this house. Does this bring back any memories? Well, let's just know where am I. This is my house, oh, okay. Okay, this is my father's house. Actually, it hadn't been my house since my dad left after my mom died. Oh, it doesn't have much to say because this is not what she showed up for. So they did end up going to the house and Kirby makes a comment about how empty it is. Yeah, it's been so empty. It's been this way since my father left, since my mother killed herself and my father left to live in the mansion. Did you ever think about them? Did you ever wonder about them? Alexa's like no, and I don't recognize this house because when I hire help, they come to me. Dang she right. Weird thing is this house still has all the furniture. Ruth saw this, I think, on episode what two or three of the beginning of this season furniture still covered up. They have this house. That's just been sitting there. It's not running out nothing.

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Kirby thinks this is the perfect place to kill Alexis. So, mind you, alexis thinks they're talking about Adam. She thinks they're talking about a position in Paris. She believes that they are meeting at this house so that no one in the family knows they're meeting. That way, nobody can point your fingers later on. Only Kirby is so nervous and just jittery this whole time it starts to annoy Alexis. She's like girl, do not come here, talk about your dead parents, I'm out. She goes to turn. And god bless Kirby, even though she's been petting this pet gun to sleep every single night she's been playing with it. She couldn't pull it out first quick enough. She starts fumbling and dumbling with the purse.

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Next thing, you know, a nosy neighbor comes through, or a good neighbor, where it depends on how you look at. He's with the neighborhood watch. He's like hey, hey, nobody's lived in this house for 20 years. I saw this red mustang, two rich bras come strolling in. I thought I'd come by to see what's up. Y'all buying the house or no? Alexa's like man, I ain't buying this house. What do I look like living here? Could you point me in the direction of a phone? He's like yeah, I can help you out. Meanwhile, kirby's like it's my house.

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Ladies and gentlemen, be good or be good at it. What was the plan, corbethius? You were going to bring Alexis to a house registered in your name. They were going to find her corpse registered there, lying in the house registered in your name. You didn't even bother to put your hair in a bun or put on sunglasses or hat. You walk down in front of god and everybody. No neighborhood watch man saw you. What was the getaway plan? She wouldn't have even had the money to get the ticket right then. And there see, kirby is a classic tale of she's gold digger adjacent. She has the ability to really get get what she needs, but she can't because she's got that servant mindset. I thought about this, this episode.

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Kirby's entire existence on this show has been that she is in love with Jeff. She is Joseph's daughter, so she is very, very, very familiar, by all intents and purposes, to everyone who lives in or and or works in that mansion. Yet none of them, not one single person, noticed that she was sick. Not one single person noticed that she was in duress. Not one single person noticed that she was acting all fidgety and weird, slipping in and out of the house at all hours of the night. You know what? I don't notice it because you're not supposed to pay attention to the help. Even the help isn't paying attention to the help, and the reality is Kirby's never been the help, but she was raised by the help and she carries that with her. She walks through the hallways with her head down. She don't really stand up for herself like that. She's always very accommodating. Congratulations, pal, and I'm very happy for you. No, you really wanted to throw that drink in her face is what you wanted to do, but she feels like that would be out of pocket. She is never going to fit in in this home until she starts taking her rightful place.

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Adam was left out in the rain. He grew up on a farm in Billings, Montana. That mofo changed his name immediately. You're going to see me, you're going to hear me, you're going to feel me and if you don't't, you know what I'll do. I'm a chemist. I'll turn paint into a sheetrock coffin. You keep playing with me. Kirby does not have that.

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Kirby is in the perfect position. She's in the rightful position to take whatever she needs. She could pull a Mark Jennings and be like you know what, colby? You wasted my time. You wasted my life. My new husband's a lawyer. I'm gonna prove that you were banging Fallon all along and that she did it in denim, which is very embarrassing. And I'm going to take half of your stock in Colby Co. I'm going to own one quarter of that company. She doesn't see herself that way. All she can think is Alexis hurt my mother's feelings so I'm going to shoot her in my house with all the evidence. Remember she made that phone call. Everybody knows at Denver Carrington that she's been taking gun shooting lessons. God bless the curb curb.

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I think we have kind of coined the term mindset a little bit more in the last 10 to 15 years, but it really does have a lot to do with it. You got to be in the right mindset to take advantage of opportunities when they present themselves. So if Mark showed us the absolute best way and Kirby showed us the absolute worst way, what is a good and even middle ground? Enter somebody I had no idea existed anymore. You remember how Mark said he was going to New York. There were some sort of random apartment building. I don't think it said New York, but whatever, I kind of thought it was.

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We go up to the top floor of this apartment and you open it and there's this blonde brushing her hair in this really gorgeous, like deep hunter green bedroom baby. Tell me why that was nobody but Samantha Jo or, excuse me, yes, samantha, sammy Jo, crystal's Hellcat Ohio hillbilly baby niece. I couldn't believe it. I thought she was gone. Has she even been on? Was she in court this season or was that last season? I kind of thought Sammy Jo was like Toscani. I thought she was gone.

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I had high hopes for her in the second season. Only now I'm like okay, is she back? Is she here for good? I don't know. Let's get to it. So she's brushing her hair. She's having a good time. She seems to be giddy.

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When the door opens, you see a Kevin James walking. Yes, the King of Queen, according to me, walks in. I was like, oh my God, it's not Kevin James. This guy would be way older than him, but it looks exactly like him. I am a huge fan of Kevin James and I don't want to disrespect his legacy any further. So instead of calling this man Kevin James, we're going to call him Calvin Jim. Calvin Jim comes in looking poindextery and way, way, way beneath. There's no way Sammy Joe's in his league, but she's all giddy, calvin James, welcome home. Boo, I didn't realize you'd be home so early. Look at my gown. She goes to the closet in the corner of the room. She pulls out this gown. I'm going to wear this tonight. I'm going to'm gonna be so cute.

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Sammy Jo, or Samantha as she is called, has landed a dream modeling contract. Think cover girl in the late 90s, think L'Oreal in the early 2000s. Think MAC cosmetics in the 2010s. She is that girl. She's supposed to be on the cover of everything. She's geek. She's so excited. Oh my God, I'll be so cute. He's like yeah, yeah, that looks cute. Now I'm thinking he's dismissing her because he's trying to hurry up and get one in before they go to this little gala. However, he's like hey, um, so what had happened was there was an announcement made today. She's like oh, my God, god, they announced me. Oh, I can't wait. I'm the face of this company. Pretty, pretty face, pretty face, pretty face. Calvin Jimmy says um, no, baby, they announced that the campaign was canceled. It's not going to happen.

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This feels like a likely story and I tell you, sammy Jo feels the same way. She drops the giddy. It's like wait, what? What did you say to me, calvin Jimmy? She can't believe it. She's like wait, what? What did you say to me, calvin Jimmy? She can't believe it. She's like wait what? Cancel? What are you talking about? He's like baby, none of that's important. It's not important. What's important is our arrangement. Arrangement. She's like you think I like your big, sloppy, sleazy body all over me. I did this for the money I did. I am a gold digger. I did this for my campaign. I am supposed to be on the cover of magazines, billboards, all that team. You think I did it because I want you. He's like come on now, don't be like that. We got the perfect little arrangement. Oh, arrangement, huh, how would your little wife like to hear about this little arrangement.

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Before you know it, calvin Jimmy has reached back to New Jersey at least, and he slapped Sammy Jo right across the face, cock-tow. Listen, this is the Ohio alley cat. She's been slapped many times in her day. She probably fist fight people on the regular. She leaps on him like white on rice. Baby, she's swinging, she's fighting her very best.

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Only, calvin Jimmy is a little stronger than he looks. He lives more than a briefcase, apparently. Stronger than he looks, he lives more than a briefcase, apparently. And he ends up heave, hoing her over the side of a beautiful cream armless chair, flat out, flips over she's, she peeks over the top. She's crying terribly, by the way, terrible acting, but I can't believe you did that. Nate calls her. You storms out of this fabulous bedroom. Oh my God, she's humiliated. I ain't gonna model, I gave it away for free. See, that's the thing. She's a gold digger and she actually got stuff. She got a good apartment. Last time we saw her in an apartment it was like a studio one. It's kind of not junky, but it definitely wasn't as swanky as this one. But now she's got to lick her wounds, so she gets in bed, she opens the latest copy of Teen Beater J-14. One of them teeny bopper magazines and she makes a phone call.

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Meanwhile, in Denver, stephen and Claudia, in matching pajamas, are getting ready for a little midnight rendezvous in their floral bedroom set. Stephen has on the bottoms, claudia is wearing his top. It's about to go down when the phone rings. Damn this late. It's like 11. Who is this? Like 11 o'clock at night. Who is it?

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Steven goes over to answer the phone. To his surprise it's Sammy Joe. Hey, sammy, hey, steven, what's up? Uh, how's the baby? Look, the baby's fine. He's sleeping like two in the morning there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just couldn't sleep. I have this modeling contract. Um, uh, yeah, okay, I just wanted to say hey, bye. He don't really think much of it, but he does tell claudia the stallion, who seems a little bit uncomfortable by it end scene.

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I don't know if this is going to be a pleasant surprise. Actually, I'm trying to really remember. The last time we saw her she was in court testifying against him. So stephen writes stephen has full custody of the baby right girl. I thought sammy jill was gone. I thought we wouldn't go hear from her, at least not for a few seasons. Oh, it's also worth mentioning that the side of her face is completely bruised from calvin jimmy's meaty hand coming across the side of her face.

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She needs to call his wife anyway. I would do it anyway, or at least threaten it or show up to his job or do something. You can't just let this go. Okay, you've already got the apartment. You need to keep yourself in a lifestyle that is accustomed to you.

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One of the caveats or one of the takeaways I got from her conversation with Calvin Jimmy is that she was not allowed to see other men. Now is this? Is that something she would not do? I don't know. I don't even really think that baby is Stephen's, if I'm being perfectly honest, because when he went to LA to find her old face Stephen of course, when he went to LA to find her, remember, she was just kind of like laying on the floor with this photographer in a bikini, giggling and whatever like very happy to ignore him.

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So Sammy Jo seems to be the sort of gold digger who's going to sleep her way to the top. Only she ain't picking the right people. This is the third time you've picked an almost wealthy guy, so she's in the right realm. She understands the neighborhood, she understands who should and could be wealthy, but she just keep missing the telltale signs. Stephen wanted to go out and strike on his own and be independent. That didn't work out.

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Calvin James does work for an advertising agency only when you are a secret and you were pleasing him and you were kind of in a cage all day, there's no real incentive for him to do anything for you. You're already doing it. All you had to do was flash a couple of fancy things in your face and there she is. Well, I'd like to wish her the best on her endeavors. I hope she finds a real piece of gold or a real fertile ground to actually dig the gold and keep it. She's just gold digging adjacent. How she finds a baller, I don't know. She's gotta go for an actor. You can't. You can't go for like the, the guys who work for a guy who knows a guy. That's not getting you anywhere. She's gotta get like an actor or something. All right, y'all, that's it. That's all.

Speaker 1:

I hope you enjoyed this episode of dynasty as much as I did. Join me next time as we jump back into some West Coast drama. We're going back to Mount Slanding. I'm about 19 minutes into this episode and it is good good already. In the meantime, in between time, if you are going to be a gold digger, do your homework, act like you've been there before and know when to be quiet and just kind of fade into the background. That seems to be most. Stay hydrated, enjoy use of the bubbly and a champagne flute. I feel so important right now. Stay hydrated, stay moisturized, mind your own business and keep all of your drama on. Thank you, bye.