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S4 EP26 Dynasty: New Lady In Town- The" I Didn't Invite You.....I Sent For You" Episode

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A sudden power shift ripples through Denver as Blake Carrington faces financial collapse, forcing him to humble himself before his ex-wife Alexis. The moment is electric—Blake squirming uncomfortably while Alexis, draped in chocolate brown with luxurious chinchilla accents, savors every second of his discomfort. After years of him keeping her from her children, the tables have dramatically turned. Meanwhile, the Carrington mansion erupts in chaos as Sammy Jo makes her grand return, boom box blasting Michael Jackson's "Thriller," determined to reclaim her place and her son. Her unexpected announcement that she's staying indefinitely throws Krystal into a panic as the delicate family balance threatens to collapse. When Steven discovers her modeling career was a complete fabrication, the stage is set for a potentially explosive custody battle. The episode's most intriguing development arrives in cream-colored elegance at La Mirage. The mysterious Ms. Devereaux, played by the legendary Diane Carroll, makes an unforgettable entrance with mountains of designer luggage and an imperious attitude. Her cryptic meeting with Alexis delivers some of Dynasty's most quotable lines ("I didn't invite you, I sent for you") while establishing her as someone with intimate knowledge of Alexis's past—and potentially dangerous intentions. Elsewhere, Fallon's wedding preparations are interrupted by the return of troubling symptoms from her concussion, coinciding with sudden doubts about marrying Jeff. Tracy Kendall dramatically quits after revealing she's been spying for Dex, and Kirby's increasingly erratic behavior culminates in a disturbing scene with a gun. As the penultimate episode of the season, "New Lady in Town" masterfully sets up multiple cliffhangers while delivering the glamour, scheming, and emotional confrontations that make Dynasty an enduring television classic. Don't miss this pivotal episode that promises to change the power dynamics of Denver's elite forever.

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I am breaking protocol a little bit today. I started started watching this 10 minutes in. I can't keep my mouth shut. Surprise, surprise. So we're going to deep dive into this episode of Dynasty because the questions are already mounting and, like I said, we are 600 seconds into the show. How are you doing? Enough about me? How are you doing? How's your day shaping up? Enough about me? How are you doing? How's your day shaping up? Mine is actually going pretty well. I have some exciting, just fun things that have come through email, some wonderful tidbits that I found out. We're going to do that on the next episode because I did not come prepared today, but I do hope you'll stick around for that. Go ahead and pour yourself up something bubbly and bright. We're going to jump back into Dynasty.

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This is season four, episode 26. New Lady in Town. Oh Lord, I didn't even see that. I went ahead and started this episode and you can just kind of push pause and it'll tell you. New Lady in Town. I was like who? Oh oh, you think it's Kirby's mom. Oh shoot, I've kind of been one. Okay, before we get into that, normally when it gets towards the end of a season I start going through the soap opera playbook. But time has changed. Season four seems to be on its own trajectory. Of course I'm not on season four, I'm not slanding it, but season four seems to be doing whatever it wants to do new characters being introduced or reintroduced, rather. So I would think the new lady in town would have to be somebody we've already talked about, like we have the Dexter episode, we have the Tracy episode. They introduced everybody at the beginning. I hadn't noticed anyone else knew. So I would think, unless it's gosh now I'm thinking there's Matthew's mom has already popped up. We didn't know she was coming. They've talked about Kirby's mom. Maybe it's that weird lady from the cemetery. Let me shut up and get into it. Y'all Pour up something bubbly and bright. Season 4, episode 26,. New lady in town of Dynasty.

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So at the top of the show we see Crystal in her bedroom taking spider bites of her breakfast. She's not feeling great. She looks amazing in yet another couture robe, while Blake is getting dressed for the day. He's about to go ride horses with Jeff and let Jeff know that the money ain't coming the way they thought it was coming. So they're going to have to think of something else to do. But they give a little advice, they give a little background of what's going on. So I suppose it's been a few days. It's been a little bit of time since Mark happened.

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Blake says to Crystal listen, I'm going to go ride with Jeff, I want to tell him the bad news about the loan extension not happening. And Crystal says gosh, we've had our share of bad news, alexis, and what she's doing to you, which I don't know what the heck Alexis is doing to him, because they don't know that she's behind that. What does she say? And then, mark, she just can't get over mark. She's like I just can't believe he would try to kill himself. Blake says well, I mean that's what the cop said. Why would you believe anything else? She goes well, I was married to him. I mean sure he had his ups and down, but that don't even sound like him. That doesn't sound like something he would do.

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Blake goes well, I mean, listen, he was a womanizer. He couldn't keep a good job and you know he liked to drink, he liked that sippy poo, poo. And she's like damn, like he's been dead 15 seconds. Could you please not? That's why I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you, but I'm just saying maybe those things mounted up, maybe something was going on, and she's like no, the last time I saw him, world, he even said I'm on top of the world. But I know somebody who'd like to push me off. Now. I had forgotten. He said that and I sat out loud and said Crystal, he sure did, he sure did say that, he sure did. I heard him say that, but I mean it was such a throwaway line I didn't think twice about it. But yeah, it's probably that McVeigh guy, because he's the one who followed. Remember, he followed him to the bank. He knew he had that new money. Alexis doesn't really seem to care. She wouldn't mind if he was on top of the world or not. There's that.

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So Jeff and Blake go riding horses out in their beautiful stable and vineyard or whatever, or all that open land. Blake tells Jeff what's going on but he says could you please keep it from Fallon? She's really happy. She's got a few weeks to the wedding. I don't want to say anything to upset her. Jeff says no, I'm not going to do that. First off, she's a grown woman. You got to stop treating her like she's a little girl. Plus, I'm not going to lie to her like that. You're asking me to lie by keeping this big secret. I'm not going to do that in business and I'm certainly not going to do that to my future wife.

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Jeff goes promptly home and we can see Fallon in her beige bedroom I hate everything about this bedroom. And Jeff enters with a tray of food and he's back in his denim on denim. He's pulling out that Billings, whatever, whatever got him lucky in billing. He's wearing that. So he is quite literally the denim doormat, crawls into bed with her kisses, her awake, and she's like oh, just promise me, promise. All these damn promises. All of a sudden, promise me you'll wake me up every morning as your wife with a kiss.

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I what's the over under on that? I guess it would be cheating if you were an og. You already know all us newbies. Come on, I give it to what is this? Season four in the season? Girl, boy, children who are listening and don't have no business listening. I give this relationship until episode seven, season five, tops. Episode seven, season five, tops.

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Anyway. He's like hey, uh, your daddy told me not to tell you, but I need to tell you. He didn't get that loan deal, so I may be going broke. Do you think you'd still be able to be married to a pauper? Ladies and gentlemen, this is when I decided to push record because I'm like are you kidding me? Right now, there's nothing less endearing than someone trying to wear the veil of, or wear the the mantle of poverty when it when they've never experienced that Poor people can pretend to be rich.

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You know what I'm saying. It's kind of easy to do. There's enough evidence. You can. You could probably fool other poor people into thinking you're somewhat wealthy, but wealthy people are going to be able to clock that right away, sir a popper, don't you? You own a whole nother company, the number one company. So come on.

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This scene is really annoying. Oh she's. She tells him Jeff, I'm not marrying you for your money, as if she don't own a whole ass hotel herself. Can we stop? Can we stop? All of his eggs are not invested into Denver Carrington anyway, but foreclosure is on the horizon. If they can't think of something else, why Jeff doesn't offer to put up some money? I'm sure I don't know. You know why? No, actually I do know, because Jeff has options. But yeah, they're the poor little couple that got back together despite love being kept from them, and now they're not confused. They have a beautiful son, but they may lose all their money. Y'all shut up, shut up up. Sell some of these vases and and all this jewelry. That's jaja ring she's wearing out of cover at least six million.

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They quickly decide that if all the money goes down the toilet with blake, they'll just live off of alexis for a little bit. As they're making out, it literally looks like he's about to vomit. Oh my God, oh my God. This is amazing. This is amazing. Okay, blake is at his office. We got to get to that first.

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Blake is at his office with lawyer Andrew going over all the things they can put up for sale so they can raise his money the plaza, the football team, you know other stuff. Andrew mentions the mansion. He's like that's, it's worth a small fortune on its own 48 bedroom or 48 rooms. I swear it was in the 50s before I know it was like 56, 57, something like that, something outrageous. Blake's like okay, I guess if I have to put up a mortgage on the house, fine, andrew goes well, um, we can also sell crystal stuff. Why are you gonna sell crystals? Crystal can't possibly have that many things. Blake gives fully upset, absolutely not. I'm not gonna make her sell things that I've already given her. I tend to agree with andrew. I don't think Crystal's all that attached to her stuff. Plus, she probably grew up in a tin can. She's not really tripping and I mean she's only been married to him.

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What Three, four seasons? That's at least $500,000 worth of clothes. She didn't have enough stuff. She has a bunch of scammer jewels. She's got an incredible robe collection, but I don't know, I don't think that would be much of an impact.

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But you know what is? I'm sitting here and I hear organ music, but it's. I know that. Ain't Mike, not Mike Jackson? Y'all y'all? Samantha Hoodrat Jones or Sammy Jo, I don't know what. Samantha's? What's her last name? Is it Crystal's original name? I can't remember. Now Sammy Jo shows up in red leather on leather, on leather knee boots and a boom box baby. She got it on her shoulder, blasting Michael Jackson thriller through the hallway. I had to press pause and cackle leather knee boots and a boom box baby. She got it on her shoulder, blasted michael jackson thriller through the hallway. I had to press pause and cackle. I better see a dance number. This episode. She is disrupting the stuffy old macho. I'm kind of here for it.

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That video used to scare the ish out of me. My mama was a jackson five stand, so you know. When Michael came out she adored Michael. My sister was also a Michael fan. I didn't know what was happening. This video had been out several years at this point. By the time I sat down and watched it I was up all night. I could not believe. Good, mike, who I sang to almost every day of my life, was in here, turning out dead and stuff. It's terrifying. What the heck guys? Okay, I'm laughing, I'm kicking. I'm having a wonderful time because sammy joe's country behind is just doing the absolute most.

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She comes out in this workout outfit that is so cute. To me, actually, it's like hot pink tights and a hot pink shirt, but her leotard, or whatever it's called, is lavender. And then all the other accents are lavender her shoes, her leg warmers, which is so 80s her head man. But she's having her good old time. Crystal came in the room was like listen, I need you to be sweet. Why are you here? Sammy joe says I'm gonna be sweet, auntie, I'm, you're pregnant. I'm not trying to upset your life in any way. I'm gonna keep playing mike jackson super loud, but I'm gonna be sweet, auntie, you're pregnant. I'm not trying to upset your life in any way. I'm gonna keep playing Mike Jackson super loud, but I'm gonna be cute. Well, then she comes out in a little workout outfit and she, she slides down the banister and I can't say I blame her. How could you not? It's a sweeping staircase.

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Okay, I was not warned and I'm going to need some tea. This would be a good time for me to remind you that you can always text me. I love hearing from you guys. If you're listening on your mobile device. Just check the show notes of this show and there's a link that says send me a text. Or you could send me an email SoapLorePodcast at gmailcom. That's S-O-A-P-L-O-R-E-P-O-D-C-A-S-T at gmailcom. I love hearing from you and I will always respond back. I can't respond back in text. I'll mention you in the air, but I need y'all to email me. Okay, I'm trying to keep it cute. I don't think I can, so I need you to keep it cute. I don't think I can, so I need you to watch the show. I'm 11 minutes in.

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Go back to like 1045. Watch Sammy Jo fall down the steps. It's a whole thing. She slides down the banister. She gets off a little too soon. The momentum's too much. She ends up tumbling down the last few stairs, splatter, tat, tat on the carpeted floor. But as she's falling, you know she lands in a semi-compromising position.

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Someone is walking down the hallway. We can see some Adidas Also. I don't think I've ever seen this version of Adidas. Adidas and a pair of very, very short gray workout shorts, and it's 1984. Very short gray workout shorts, and it's 1984. So it's all fine. I can't stress to you how short these are. I don't even you know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? It's Adam and the rest of this scene. She is giggling. I think she's giggling Probably the same reason I'm gagged right now.

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, go watch the scene and y'all email me. I don't. Oh, my God, did nobody tell me nothing? Ok, y'all listen the shorts the length back in the day. I'm all for a little man thigh. There's man thigh.

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One and two episodes here. How do I say this delicately? So there was an incident at the last Olympics. There's like a pole vaulter, there's a couple of swimmers. I'll say it like this Sometimes the uniform, sometimes you might need to alter your own uniform.

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That's all I'll say. Sometimes you might need to alter your own uniform so that it can be the most comfortable for you, because this is a television program and this is season four and this is almost a finale and Adam is totally topless. Also, I have to believe this was a choice, a rather distracting choice. I am shocked. Okay, let me get through this. I didn't know, that's all I'm saying. I had no idea.

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Adam is also so sleazy, oh my gosh. So he picks her up. She's obviously like whoa, hey, oh hi, and he like pretends to dust her off, which is cute, but she's, hey, remember me. Thank you so much for calling me samantha. Sammy joe, I sure hope I have a friend in the house. And he was like, yeah, I promised I would make you as welcome as possible. So she's giggling like, oh, okay, well, I'm gonna go to the gym. It's down this way, right? He's like yeah, I warmed it up for you, adam, adam, adam.

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I didn't rewind it because of a perp. Rewind it because something caught my eye. Something else caught my eye. It's clearly a stunt double. When sammy joe rolls into the floor and you can just kind of see the um, you can see the lower half of adam walking down the hallway, would they? Would that have been a stunt double too? Because it almost seems comical. It almost seems comical. I don't know if I, I don't. Okay, it caught my eye because they're short shorts, but I had to pause it to give you guys, like, the time stamp. Um, is it like? Was this a joke? All of you dynasty aficionados is what? Did they play pranks on each other? Is that why they're laughing? I don't know. Okay, okay, we're gonna move on. We're gonna move on.

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It also occurred to me that sammy joe is the new lady in town. She's not new. I mean, she would be the new lady in town I. I suppose Corrections are in order.

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The next scene is Alexa's looking downright downtrodden at her house. She's looking over the balcony. She's obviously very upset In walks, dexter, she didn't even have the energy to be like fully surprised. What are you doing here? You can tell she's just really low on it. He tells her I heard about Jennings, what happened to him last night, so I wanted to come and check on you. So it hasn't been a week, it's just been a night. Okay, crystal, first of all, I don't know what she said, but it made me. It led me to believe it had been like a week. I swear she said that, but neither here nor there.

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Dex wants to comfort her, but then he starts talking to her. He said when I bumped into Jennings in Hong Kong, he was all like into you. He was always asking me questions about you. I want to know what sort of thing he offered you Like are you in some sort of trouble? She said I'm not in trouble, I want to be by myself. And if I didn't want to be by myself, I could call one of my three kids. And he's like no, no, no, they don't know what I know. That's when he tells her about Jennings.

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But eventually she just tells him to leave, like maybe he came on to me, maybe he didn't, it really doesn't matter. I want you to leave, dex. Dex used the term. He was pumping me about you. He tried something on you, on you. He rejected. He's trying to get to the bottom of the scheme and I can't for the life of me really remember the length, like the depth and length, of that conversation they had in Hong Kong. So you might get with sort of fleeting and I think, if memory serves me correctly, all Mark told him was that Alexis is over here shopping. She's not doing anything weird, she's not trying to destroy your company, she's just not in the mood. He, dex, is trying to rebuild something. He's making it very clear that he's not going to go away. He's like you know what? We used to be, lovers and friends. Why can't we at least still be friends? She's like no, we were never friends. I need you to leave.

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So the next day at work, alexis is stressed. There's about eight lit cigarettes in her ashtray. This must be Monday morning, because Tracy apologizes for whatever happened on the weekend. Alexis is like don't even trip. What's up with Avril Dawson, the banker guy? I need you to tell me what's going on with Blake. So Tracy says, in a word, nothing. In two words, nothing. Yet I have not had the opportunity to speak with Mr Dawson, so I don't really have anything on Blake.

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Alexis is clearly annoyed. Like dude, you have one job, tracy. This is all Tracy can take. She's like listen, I'm so much more than what is twints in my legs. I'm getting real sick of you people thinking I'm just going to sleep my way to the top. And Alexis is like well, who do you mean? You people? Tracy has had enough. Tracy has had all the ish she's ever going to take. She's like you know what? Let me let you know something.

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I told Dex the same thing. I ain't sleeping with nobody for information anymore. I don't do that anymore. Having to hitch a ride home from Hong Kong is more than enough for me. She lets Alexis know everything. I have been sleeping with Dex. Dex paid me good money to come over here and spy on you. Matter of fact, he's so hung up on you it makes me sick to my stomach. Both of y'all's trifling behind deserve each other. I want nothing to do with this. I'm out.

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By the way, before you tell me you'll fire Ms Kendall, I quit. God, that must have felt good. That must have felt amazing. And you know what she can do. That because she really is good at her job, never mind the extracurricular activities. Yeah, she sleeps her way to the top, so what? She could probably work her way a little too. So she's good either way and she's already collected two checks, two salaries, so I'm sure she's fine. And she got a severance packet from blake. She's good.

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It is a little bit distracting because Alexis is wearing this beautiful coral number, so your eyes are on her. But if you look in the background you can see Adam's headshot. It's just a little bit smaller in a frame you can tell all the kids are in. That Looks like it could be his senior picture, but we know well enough she would not have that now, would she? She only met Adam a year or so ago, but in an even larger, much better frame is her headshot or whatever. Tracy Kendall, in cream dressed like the golden girl, says she's had it up to here and she's not going to take it anymore. She walks out of the door past brand new male secretary, no doubt and out of her way.

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Now, speaking of cream, the next scene is at La Mirage. We see a whole bunch of guys coming in with all this fly luggage and then you see cream shoes, cream pants. It's all shot kind of low to the ground so you can see the like, the caravan of people it's taking to bring in all this stuff. She's got her fur somebody walking like they got big business to attend to and I'm like who the hell? But then then I see the side profile. I was like, oh my god, I forgot. I totally forgot, I've been so caught up. Backstory If you are new to this hi, my name is Jet.

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I'm watching these soap operas for the first time. I'm an elder millennial who didn't experience this in real time and knew very little about this. Coming into it With Dynasty, I did know that Diane Carroll was going to be on here. I was really looking for her seasons one and two. I really hadn't thought about it. Three or four, I kind of forgot.

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But when I caught the side profile I said that's a sister. Is that my girl? Okay, so she's an all cream. She's got on this really beautiful brooch, that hair. She's such a stunning woman. I just have to wax poetic about her for a little bit. I remember seeing her in a few things growing up and I always thought she was so elegant, so beautiful. Don't know a lot about her on this show. Totally, I can't believe I forgot about that. I think she's one of the first Black actresses to have her own show, julia or something I used to watch a lot of Lifetime Intimate Portrait and plus I have, you know, clearly I have the taste of an eight-year-old woman. So these people are in my orbit a little bit.

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Well, she comes in and she is kind of arguing with a guy from front desk because he goes oh, here's a junior suite, she needs two bedrooms. She says she don't sleep in her clothes and she doesn't sleep with her clothes. She needs a whole room for her clothes. I have never been called poor in 4K before, not me sleeping in a room with my clothes. Does a closet count as a suite? She's not having that. Well, okay, right about this time Fallon overhears this and she's like oh, that's not a problem, we can get you in a bigger suite. She says hi, I'm Fallon Colby, I'm the owner of La Mirage. Her name is Devereaux. That reminds me of um. Why am I thinking of designing women? I feel like I've heard that name before. Okay, well, miss Devereaux says Colby, you must be Alexis Colby's daughter. She's like yes, I am, alexis is my mother.

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So while her bags are going up to the Dorado suite, there's a little chatter, chatter, chit, chit. Apparently, this woman has read about her in an English magazine. God, you're so beautiful. It's a lovely name for a lovely young woman. This is such a classy conversation. I love this. She's also read about them. So I don't know if she's read about. Well, I don't know. She might've read about Blake. I don't know where she would have read about Alexis from. You know they exchanged a little pleasantries. All right, I don't say this to put a damper on anything, but it is no. I've always noticed this in the eighties. They don't quite understand how to put brown curls and brown makeup. It's always a little bit ashy. Hers looks really good. I hope fashion fair steps in at some point.

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Meanwhile, back at the mansion, sammy Jo is waiting to ride a horse Topless. Tony comes out almost didn't recognize him. He's got on a full shirt. He brings the wrong horse. He's like oh, I would really like to ride Snowflake. I really like riding him and I lived here. I may never get to ride him again, Do you mind? He's like not a problem, let me go ahead and get him saddled up.

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I did read something about Topless Tony and it broke my heart A few episodes back. I thought he was on another show. I was like, oh, I thought on Falcon Crest, oh, I fought on Falcon Crest. I was like, let me make sure, is that Topless Tony from Dynasty? So I went to go look it up, look up the IMBD or whatever for Tony, and found that this actor, bless his beautiful, beautiful heart. He died like the day before his 33rd birthday. It happened super quick. It's like, oh my God, no, I always hate when you go to look at an actor's page and they're really really young. That either means they're really really old now or that they didn't make it, and that just breaks my heart. He's a young guy. Rip to Tony. So I'm going to enjoy every scene he's in, and it was nice to see him with his shirt on.

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Anyway, tony goes to get the horse. So Sammy Jo has no choice but to kind of linger around for a little bit and she hears Adam and Kirby pull up. Adam pulls up in a Monte Carlo. God, I ain't seen a Monte Carlo in a long time, not like that. He pulls up to tell Kirby, who's getting ready to ride horses, that Blake is sending him to Las Vegas for the afternoon to see if they could sell the plaza. And he's like, hey, why don't you come with me? And then, when I'm done, maybe we can get married. And she's like, oh, I hate Nevada. You know I hate Nevada and I'm not getting married in Vegas again. Last time I did that, it was a whole sham. He's like I'm sorry, that was a little insensitive of me, but okay, it didn't have to be Vegas. But I feel like every time I make plans for our future you act like you're disgusted by them. I'm starting to think this wedding isn't going to happen. I am too. I don't know why Kirby got an attitude all of a sudden. Maybe, oh, she's irritated that his mother is still alive. Number one, number two she might still be a little sweet on Jeff, I don't know. I'm about halfway through the show. I think Sammy Jo was ear hustling from the horse stall, so she knows Adam and Kirby are having problems. She was supposed to leave that day. I'm assuming she has decided not to leave because of this incident.

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We see Alexis talking to Stephen. She's like Stephen, I need you to go to New York tonight. There's a whole issue. I need you to take care of. Bad news though. Someone else in the company took the plane this morning. He's like ew, I have to fly commercial Gross. I don't know why he couldn't just ask his dad like hey, can I borrow the plane? That has to be par for the course. If you're going to have all your children living under one roof and you know they work for different companies you won't to let that fly sometimes and they better enjoy that plane while they have it. Steven says you know sammy doe is flying back to new york tonight, so let me go ahead and call ahead, see what flight she's on and make sure I'm not on that one. And they just kind of laugh about it.

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But meanwhile, back at the mansion, samantha is walking around her oversized bedroom. She has the best bedroom on the show. Crystal comes in in an all sequin skirt suit, black sequins where she goes. Hey, we're about to go out to eat, but I wanted to make sure you were ready. I'm going to have the chauffeurs take you to the airport. What time is your flight?

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Samantha, or Sammy Jo, says oh, it's canceled. Well, I'm not taking it tonight. Turns out the ad campaign doesn't need me right away. It was canceled, so I'm going to stick around Denver for a little bit. Crystal looks like her stomach just dropped Like they just like somebody walked over her grave. Oh, my, oh, how long is a little? While Sammy looks over her shoulders. That's why I don't know. Listen, if it's going to be a problem with me staying here, I'll just take my son and go back to La Mirage. Crystal's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay, you can stay here. Let me tell the family. Samantha has what we call leverage. Now I can't imagine that Blake would take his own son to court to secure custody of this baby. Stephen is awarded custody and they did nothing to secure this baby from. Samantha Seems like she should have been totally out of the picture, but she's not and she is leveraging that kid. I don't know what she has planned, but Crystal is kind of punked. She has to leave the room.

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Sammy Jo puts on her music and it's girls just want to have fun and you can barely hear someone singing over it. I guess they didn't quite have the licensing, but I bet they could play maybe 10 seconds of it without getting in trouble, as long as it's not the real voice. Whoever singing the song didn't know the words, and it's the chorus I'm like dang. So the next scene we see Miss Deborah bro eating breakfast and cream, which is very impressive because you're drinking, like this, orange juice. But again, I'm just not used to these sorts of things. She sees Fallon and she's like oh my gosh, have a little breakfast with me. Do you want to sit down with me? Fallon's like of course, are you enjoying your stay? I am loving my stay. Thank you so much.

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Is this your first time in Denver, mrs Devereaux? As a matter of fact, it is. I grew up loving the wild, wild west. I've always wanted to come to Denver. Fallon's's like oh well, it's not wild anymore. According to the city, you know, it's booming and it's just covered with wealth and whatnot.

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Deborah is kind of weird. She's like oh well, speaking of wealth, isn't your mom the wealthiest woman in Denver, maybe even the world? I love that we get this history lesson. This is so dynasty, this is peak, typical dynasty to give us an entire backstory we didn't know we needed. So Deborah Rose is like yeah, isn't your mother the wealthiest woman in Denver, possibly the world? It's like damn that rich. So Kobe Co is that big? Okay, fallon's like I mean, she's up there, she does all right.

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Well, tell me about your mother. I know she was born in England and then she went to school in Switzerland and then she was in this and this. She married Blake Carrington when she was 17 years old. She bore him three beautiful children. Like. It's a little off-putting once you consider that this wouldn't have been in the paper. This sounds like maybe you had a PI or you've been stalking me for a really long time. Also, there's no internet. So how the hell does she? I mean, I guess this might be common knowledge. You'd have to. You'd have to focus in on it, though. You know what I'm saying. It isn't like you'd meet somebody or read a magazine about some wealthy woman across the globe, unless she had her own book or something. This seems like personal information that would be very easy to find on a Wikipedia page in 2025, but not 1985.

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Fallon feels the same way. She's like okay, hold up. So who are you really? Are you a reporter? Why do you know so much about my mom? You definitely didn't read that in a magazine. What's really going on? Who are you and what do you want? I love it, fall. What's really going on? Who are you? What do you want? I love it.

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Fallon plays no games. I'm actually liking her this episode. Somebody's sitting right with fallon and she's like are you a society columnist from new york or somewhere? Is that why you look so familiar to me? Dev devoro, excuse me, devoro says that's very amusing columnist. No, she goes, but if we ever did meet before, it's your job to remember me, not the other way around. Fallon's had enough. She's like listen, let me just put you up on game. My mom is not one to be tussled with. She is as tough as nail. So if you want to start some, you pick the right one on the wrong day.

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Then Fallon gets up to leave. She tells the wait staff miss Deva Rose, I have closed caption. On. I have to say miss Deva Rose, breakfast is on the house. On. I have to say Ms Deva Rose, breakfast is on the house. That is so classy to be wealthy enough to be like. You know what. Enjoy your free meal you just got from me, because that's all you're going to get. But you know, enjoy the amenities. Here we go. It is trifle, lynn Lord. She is disrupting the fabric of the home. Claudia in a much better wardrobe. Who's bullied into that, by the way, by Alexis. Listen, it's paying off. The woman knows she talking about Claudia's hair is no longer crispy. She looks like a respectable, wealthy woman.

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She's sitting in the door while Sammy Joe comes in saying hey, nurse, nervous, nelly, go ahead and put the baby in something warm. I'm gonna take him outside. And the nanny's like well, I, I, mrs Carrington told me not to, because he's coming down with a cold, like he's not really feeling great. I don't care what she said, I'm Mrs Carrington too. I'm the only one that matters, I'm his real mother. Put him in a coat and then send him outside.

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Claudia comes in to make the lunch arrangements for the baby. She's like make sure he gets a baked apple. And then she's like Sammy, did you notice that yesterday he was super irritable. That's how he acts when he's about to be sick. See, claudia would know that because she's with the baby all the time. Sammy Dell was like nah, I didn't notice because when he was with me he was having one hell of a good time. We had us a time. So maybe he just acts like that around you because you're a fake phony fraud. He knows you're not his real mother, like me. Claudia's like okay, as absurd as that is, I understand that you and I aren't ever going to be friends, but please put the kid first. Like, could you please think about him? Don't use him just as like this, this weapon to get what you want. Samantha's like girl, like I said, that's my baby. I will do what I want when I please Storm's out.

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She is wreaking havoc. Y'all gonna have to. I'm not saying put a hit out on her, but y'all gonna have to do something. It's gonna have to be extreme too. Don't take the baby outside. That's my thing. Let her fight. She can't just walk off with him. She can't. Somebody has had about enough. And she picks up the phone saying she wants to make a person to Mr Stephen Carrington. I don't understand what that means. What other she called the operator? I don't understand what that means. A person to person call. Where the hell else would it be, even if? Okay, I'll look it up. See, there used to be a time when a man knew how to put a woman in a place. Sammy Jo is running amok, but you know who's not? Not anymore Alexis.

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Well, if you recall, according to Lord, blake put a stop to her foolishness when he felt like she wasn't being an appropriate mother to his children. He iced her out without a second thought because he thought he was doing what he could or he thought he had the power to do so. Well, this next scene is a little bit uncomfortable, knowing that backstory if you're him. So he and Andrew were in his office and Andrew was telling Blake that Crystal was more than willing to sell that horse that Peter the filibuster gave her or stole and gave her, and whatever the coke horse, right, she's willing to sell it. And Blake just can't believe it. Like, really, she would part with that Andrew's like. She's way more practical than you would think. Again, she comes from a background where she didn't have all this opulence, so I'm sure she would be perfectly happy in like a three bedroom house, nice neighborhood. She'd probably be okay with working again. She ain't really tripping on the horses and all that stuff. It's nice, but it's definitely not like her personality.

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So Blake is humbled by this act. And he says you know what, could you do me a favor? Make an appointment with Alexis. I don't care how busy she claims to be, call my baby mama, I want to meet with her. And I gasped. I'm thinking, oh my god, he's willing to sell the company just like that. Well, no, earlier in the show they talked very briefly about this shale oil extraction. I guess Blake has some sort of technology that makes it possible and Alexis has these huge shale oil fields with Dexter. So he wants to sell the technology to her. She don't know that. So when he shows up at her office, I'm telling you the technology to her. She don't know that. So when he shows up at her office, I'm telling you.

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The man looks uncomfortable, he looks like he is lactose intolerant. He just ate two pounds of cheesecake. He's squirming, he's sweaty, he has to eat crow and humble himself in front of his baby mother, who has been patiently waiting for this day to come. She's been patiently waiting since the day he snatched her from her kids. We weren't there, we don't know how it really went down, but that's how she felt. You kept my kids away from me. I didn't get to know my kids. So they were full grown and I could only show up when you killed somebody. So I mean, I feel a way about it. I've been being cool all this time, but I definitely feel a way about it.

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And she's dressing like this chocolate brown skirt suit with huge chinchilla cuffs on the arm. She's got a matching hat, this big, huge chinchilla muff hat, and he presents the offer. She's like oh so, here you go, blake. I knew it was only a matter of time. Baby, you need that loan. He's like no, I'm not here to borrow, I'm here to sell.

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He goes in about the little shell thing. She's like listen, I don't know if you know, the audience knows now I am rich, rich, I am her, I am that chick. I could plant daisies on those fields. If I feel like it, I don't need that. Blake's like don't, you took me from my kids. I was begging to see them. I never forgot that. Now you're going to feel how I feel. You can tell. It just feels so good. She's been waiting in her. She was exiled by him. She was tired of living her entire life at his mercy. Now the tables have turned, you're going to feel me. This whole scene is made all the more entertaining by her outfit. It sucks to eat crow. It sucks to eat crow with someone you have, I mean, damaged in some way. It sucks even more when they are dressed in the biggest, furriest hat ever with cuffs and she's killing it. She look at like, damn, I'm gonna make you suffer blake. I guarantee you, finna suffer blake period.

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Meanwhile, in new york, I guess steven makes a stop before he goes to take care of whatever business and he stops at this bar, probably his old stomping grounds, and he runs into one of his old harvard buddies and he's like hey, how, you doing? What's up with you? Um, his homeboy's like yeah, I'm just out here trying to be an actor. You know what I'm saying, just you know struggling. Hey, I'm sorry to hear about ted. I knew you guys were happy together and stuff. And he's like yeah, I appreciate that. He's like I also read about your divorce. Like, are you good, are you in another relationship? And steven's like yeah, I am, I'm married, it's going real good. He's like, all right, bet, well, why don't you look me up in the phone book while you're here? We go to dinner, hang out or something.

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Stephen, you know they were just kind of chatting when all of a sudden Calvin Jimmy comes up. Yes, that Calvin Jimmy, the one who backhanded Sammy Joe into Ohio. Well, stephen, I guess, reached out to him. I don't know how he knew. Oh, I know why he knew. He knew him because let me back up a little bit Calvin Jimmy is under the impression that Stephen has come to start trouble because of Sammy Joe.

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Stephen is under the impression that he can get some answers from Calvin Jimmy about when this whole ad campaign is supposed to kick off so he can figure out how long he has to put up with Sammy. Well, calvin starts talking. He's like listen, I don't want any trouble. Samantha left, you know, she's kind of got up, I don't want any trouble. He's probably thinking Stephen knows that he smacked her up, flipped her, didn't rub her down. Steven is like hey, hey, hey, let's be very clear. I don't care what you do or don't do with Samantha. I was trying to figure out when your campaign is going to start shooting.

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Calvin Jimmy's very confused. What campaign? You know, the makeup campaign, the one that she's on? Calvin's like oh, she didn't. Sir, let me tell you about your girl. That's not happening. That whole thing was scratched. It was never going to happen. She got real upset about it. She told me she was sick in New York. She left me with all the rent to pay, as if he's not keeping up his side check. She left me with all the rent. She told me she was down in New York. She ain't never coming back. Steven looks like somebody walked over his grave. He's like wait what? Yeah, she says she ain't never coming back. She went to Denver. She's done. I was like oh my God.

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I said at the last episode Alexis needs some sort of security system. She needs a lock on the door, code code, something, any and everybody is always up in her apartment. She comes home riding the high of humiliating Blake or having him grovel at her feet as much as he would grovel. Dave Boyce says it's a detective and a cop. They're in Mark Jennings' room, kind of looking over everything. She's like okay, cool, you need anything, just let me know. And the detective's like well, well, yeah, I still have a few questions. She goes, really, I told you literally everything I know. He goes. Well, walk me through it again. Okay, cool.

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I came home, mark jennings was drunk. I went upstairs to get dressed. I came back down, he was gone. I went down to the car, went to the party. The officer says well, you said you heard the ambulance and stuff when you got down to the car. She's like yeah, I did, he goes. Well, that means that he would have fallen while he was up here. You didn't hear anything. You didn't hear any arguing, you didn't hear any scream, no, nothing. I literally didn't hear anything. I went and got in my car. He just wasn't around.

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We as the audience know that she is very used to sending Mark to his room and he's always got a bucket of something to drink or a snack. So no, she would not have been looking for him. Well, the officer has done some digging and he wants to know. He said well, you know, the chambermaids and La Mirage said that you used to visit his room several months ago. You used to go in his room quite often. Actually, she goes well, he's my bodyguard. But back, I mean initially, early on, it was a little bit of a personal nature.

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The detective wants to know why she didn't mention that she goes well, it didn't really have anything to do with anything, it was several months ago. Like I said, I mean I don't really see what it has to do. I didn't find it important. So it's clear that they're starting to look at her as a suspect, kind of building this story of her being a lover. She goes well for someone who you used to visit. You didn't think it was weird that he wasn't out when you came downstairs. She goes listen, I paid him, he was my bodyguard, not the other way around. I don't know why she has to keep telling people this I don't check on the help, the help checks on me. I had to go to a party I already said this Like I don't understand what you don't understand and the detective's like man. That sure is weird. It's really weird. You didn't bring that up. She tries to offer him a drink and he says he can't drink. On the job Side note, I bought that exact crystal cup today 'm so happy glasses she's drinking out of today, really building a collection or a set. My goal is to at least have a set. Anyway, he goes. I just can't believe you didn't tell me about the relationships he goes. I didn't have to, it was short-lived. He says, like your friend mark jennings oh how tacky. Oh, my god, I don't know what the heck's wrong with these people. This episode. She's very upset now. Then he goes I'll take a rain check on that drink. You already told her no, there ain't. No damn rain check. You ain't coming back. Okay, it's official. The wardrobe department hates Kirby. They're being sarcastic this time. Adam comes home from Vegas he sees Sammy Joe trying to force feed baby Danny. He don't know her like that. He's not going to eat that food. She's struggling but she's got on like a cute robe or whatever. He chuckles, obviously thinking about what it's going to be like to have a little family of his own, goes upstairs and he gently rat-a-tat-tats on the door. I guess he and Kirby aren't sharing a room, or maybe he's just being polite, I don't really know. Maybe he's going to counseling. Maybe he's understanding that you can't just rage, hug people. You got to be gentle. You know what I'm saying. So he's knocking on the door. Kirby, I'm home. I really want to talk to you. She's all snippy inside. You can't see her. It's from behind the door. Adam, I'm about to jump in the shower, so he leaves. Corvitheus is not about to jump in the shower. Matter of fact, she probably just took one of those old basin baths from a bowl on some sort of stool with some rag cloth, keeping it very sepia toned. She has on an old maid gown, full ruffles. It is a hundred percent from the 18th century, but it is silk. I'll give her that it is silk, it's not cotton, it's not the poor ones. But she's sitting in her Lizzie Borden hat and axe gown, cobalt blue, petting her gun, her pistola, to sleep. Lord, this girl. Is that why she's so irritated? She really wants to pop a cap in a lexus and it's just not coming to fruition. So now she's starting a trip. I hope she don't have any premonitions and I hope there's not an axe nearby. I'm not joking about that gown, oh, and fallon it. I guess her headaches are back. She was getting a fitting for her dress. I'm so dumb, I'm so silly. The the scene opens up with, like this, drawing of somebody in a gown. I was like who's goopy butt is that? Oh yeah, I totally forgot. I knew she was getting married. It never once crossed my mind that she would be wearing a wedding dress. I was genuinely confused, like who the hell's getting? Why? They're a dress shop. Oh yeah, that's right. I guess she does need that, doesn't she? Well, she's getting fitting and there's some sort of construction around the building and the women are really apologetic. The ladies in the shop, the say yes to the dress ladies are saying I'm so sorry they're extending this building out. And it's just god, it's so loud, so sorry. Well, that sound stops and crystal starts to go on about how my waist is getting bigger. I know you can't tell Crystal. First off, nobody on this show has a waistline, none of the women. They don't exist. I don't know when people started to get chubby. It certainly was not in 1984. Crystal started to tell her how happy she is and then Fallon hears you hear it through, fallon that incessant sort of drilling sounds like a jackhammer. Again she goes oh my God, I wish they'd stop. I thought they stopped. And Crystal's like girl, what are you talking about? Fallon's like you don't hear that. Crystal's like no, I don't hear that. So I guess that sound has agitated her coma, or her excuse me, not her coma her headaches again, concussion, that's what I meant to say has aggravated her concussion to the point where she was like I can't, I can't do this fitting, just take me out of this. I'll figure it out tomorrow. So a little later on I guess she's playing. She and Blake made a plan to play pool together. He mentioned that. He's like hey, crystal told me when you were out today that you weren't feeling well. She's like I'm good, I thought I heard something, but I'm cool. They start talking about you know, the money issue. She's like no, I'm not even worried about it, dad, I know you can take care of anybody or anything. Tell me why the axe murderer music comes on. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I swear to you on everything I love, I literally don't look at these ahead of time. That's a funny coincidence. Why did they pick that music, the knife music, I guess too. Okay, now that I say it out loud, I guess they want you to understand the piercing feeling, cause I got that as soon as they played it. She almost drops the pulse. They're like oh my God. Blake said what's wrong? Nothing, daddy, nothing. He's like man, don't nothing. Me, come on now. What's wrong? I don't know. There's a lot going on. I feel like I might be making a mistake. She didn't say anything about the weird sound she just heard and the piercing headache she just got. And he goes a mistake. What do you mean? I don't know if marrying Jeff's a mistake. I've made a lot of mistakes in my life and I hurt him so bad the last time. Here we go. So you're telling me that Jeff well, jeff is a cause of your headache. He absolutely pushed her in front of that car. I will never be convinced otherwise. So, yeah, it is low key, his fault. Although I'm not going to, I have selective outrage. I recognize my hypocrisy. I understand. I'm not saying it's okay, but I'm saying I could see how he might come to the conclusion that, hey, this might be my only opportunity. Let me go and push her out in front of this car to see what happens. To see what happens. Now she's having second thoughts. So I wonder. I thought it was the sound of the jackhammer that was making her feel nauseous. Is it the wedding? Does she not have the bride gene, like Carrie Bradshaw? I don't know, okay. So at the 40 minute mark we see Sammy Jo coming out of her bathroom in her suite, big giant room. Somebody's rat-a-tat-tatting on the door. Suite, big giant room. Somebody's rat-a-tat-tatting on the door. She's wearing nothing but a teal towel. It's steven. He's mad because he just saw kelvin jimmy, so when he opens the door he sees that she's in that, or when she opens the door, he sees that she's in a towel. He's like I'll come back with your dress. He's still pissed, but he's like I mean, last thing he need to be caught up in is a house with this woman who used to ring his bell for one reason or another. So she's like well, come on in. You've seen me in a whole lot less than this. How do you think we made a baby? He's like speaking of babies. He goes ahead and he comes in the room and he shuts the door and I'm like oh, you shouldn't shut the door, you should have left it wide open. You told me you was coming here to see him for the weekend. Samantha, my god, she is one of those people. Okay, when she first came on the show, I was really excited, like, oh, she's gonna be a bad girl. Then she disappeared, so I assumed she was gone forever and ever. She has caused more trouble in this one episode than most people the entire season. I love it. She's so trifling. She pulls open her towel and she does like a little hoochie dance. She's like I know, steven, I can hear you, you don't have to shout. And she's shimmying her lady bits at him. You know, when Alexis rolled up the window in the last episode, she maintained eye contact. I've never been able to do that. I hadn't been approached my window too many times but there was this homeless gentleman, this one time that I would see around town. It's not funny that he's homeless, but or maybe he lived nearby. I kind of think he had a house nearby. He just didn't like being at home. He stopped me for a couple bucks and I gave it and then he kind of walked off. So I was in my car about to leave but when I turned back he was like smiling, this wide, toothless grin he was. He did like a little hoochie coo. He opened his coat he was fully dressed by the way. It like wiggled his pelvis and did a little hoochie coochie dance. It looked exactly like her. I'm like, my God, they're going to crack me up every time. Get out of here, go home. She drops the towel on the ground and I swear I only press pause because I'm like don't tell me she was in there with pantyhose on. I think this might be the era of the spray on tan, or maybe she went tanning before, but I don't know. Kind of looked like she had on pantyhose Girl. You were not in that shower with a full pair of pantyhose on. I don't know, guys, I think she might be wearing. That's the thing that stood out to me, not even her nakedness. It was a hoochie coochie dancing Girl. Are you wearing nylons? Steven ain't trying to have that. You're not going to shimmy in front of me with nylons on. We here to talk about my son. And when you finna get up out of here, so he walks over to a chair and he throws a silk robe at her, she puts it on. She's like all right, cool. Who did you talk to in New York? The guy's real name is she's like all right, all right. So what? So what? I told a little lie, he's like a little lie. You think that's a little lie. You told me you were this model, telling me you're gg, hadid or somebody. And now I find out you're not. You're like an ig model. Barely samantha says. I call it what I want, as in the little lie okay, okay, she's like. You know what I really had intended. I had intended on coming here for the weekend, spending a couple hours with the kid and then going back to New York to get back on my grind. But you know what? I'm sitting there, I'm enjoying this life and I think you know what. No, I love that baby. I want him back, so I'm gonna stay, and Stephen's like stay, where he is really focused on her, not being around him, which I respect, but he's like what you mean? Stay here, here, here, where, where. Here I'm gonna get an apartment, I'm gonna get a job and then the baby will be with me all the time. Lord, have mercy on tv, on tv, on tv. Higher heaven on tv, on tv, on tv. This reminds me like an episode of maury or something, or jerry springer, one of those where they do the paternity test and then when the daddy finds out that's not his or it is his, I want the kid, I want full, because you don't want full custody, you just don't want to pay child support. Make her pay child support, you guys. Oh my god. Okay, 43 minutes into the show, there's only four minutes left. Deborah shows up and she's got on like white, blue, slash gray. She kind of looks like she's on star trek with this asymmetrical. I have never seen an asymmetrical cape until now. That's kind of dope, asymmetrical cape fur lined. It's white. She's in a muted kind of dope, asymmetrical cape, fur lined. It's white. She's in a muted kind of a light coloring, is what I'm saying. She comes in and Alexis is in this sort of what's the word I'm looking for? I want to say paper mache, but that's not what I mean. Kind of floral Think about how a flower opens organza, is that the word I'm looking for. Alexis was wearing black and gold is dope too. They both look fantastic. But as they start talking I realize I have heard this scene. I've seen people mimic this scene, like on TikTok, but I didn't. I've never actually seen the scene scene. I recognize the sound bite. Oh my gosh, I feel so silly right now. I didn't realize this was Dynasty. I think she's going to talk about burned champagne. I've definitely heard this. Debra Rose was like thank you so much for inviting me, alexis, and she goes. I didn't invite you, I sent for you. Okay, I've heard this on Housewife memes. I've seen this all over the place. I am so embarrassed I didn't realize that this came from the show. Okay, let me enjoy this. I feel a lot less silly as the episode as it goes on. These are soundbites. I've heard soundbites. I've seen memes. Now I know it's Alexis and she's holding receipts. I've got the receipts. I've seen memes. Now I know it's Alexis and she's holding receipts. I've got the receipts. I see that meme. But yeah, this scene was definitely a clip I sent for you. There's a whole nother conversation going on all in between this. Alexis must have been called by Fallon or something at some point because she invited Devereux over. Devereux Excuse me, I keep saying Devereux. She invited her over and she goes. I don't like you. I think I've heard that too before. I don't know why I don't like you. I don't generally don't like people. I don't know. And Alexis says you know, it's just kind of in poor taste. A good reporter should always go to the source. Ms Devereux says baby clock the jewels, see the hair. You see it. You see the outfit. Does this look like a reporter could afford this? And Alexa's like I don't know. I don't know if you rent the runway or not. You can rent anything nowadays. Did not know you could rent things in the 80s. I don't know if that's true. She's being insulting. But Ms Devereaux says but you know what you can can't rent intelligence b and I'm a smart cookie, I'm a very intelligent woman, but you wouldn't know that because you don't know me like that. Okay, she's giving me the creeps a little bit. The hell, she's just kind of going down the list. You don't know me, but I know a lot about you. Alexa's like okay, well, what do you want to know? Nothing for now. I've heard. I just wanted to see if it was true. I heard that you're one of the world's most natural beauties. I'll give you that. You cute or whatever. I heard you live in this fabulous penthouse. It is quite exquisite, I'll give you that. Then she starts reading just random facts like yep, you get seasick on yachts. Alexa's like only little ones. You studied abroad. You got expelled at this school. You're weak when it comes to your children. You're ruthless against everyone else. It's. She's definitely been spying on her, but why, I don't know. It's mad creepy. And Alexis was getting more and more pissed off as she hears it. She's like yeah, I heard you were a model in some part, gustav, something like that. Hear just like yeah, I heard you were a model in some part, gustav, something like that. Alexa's like no, no, no, you have that wrong. It was in brussels. I was an art model, I guess a nudie model, which I don't think she would care if the world knew that. Yeah, this is weird. I'm thinking okay, she owns another company or she's about to own another company, why else would she give us? I mean, who cares? But she's not really saying anything about the cup. Let me listen more. Okay, I think they probably had as much fun doing that as I had watching that, because when Devereaux makes her way, okay, she does say the whole line, which we've all heard oh, the champagne is burned. And then she says the caviar is not really up to her taste. And so Alexa's like okay, who are you for real? Who are you? You'll find out very, very soon. Ciao, for now. We've all heard that. I love it so much. But when she gets to the elevator, she's looking back at Alexis and it kind of looks like she wants to bust out laughing a little bit. The door closes and you look at Alexis and she looks like she wants to laugh a bit too. Interesting, interesting. So okay, okay, we got more than one new lady in town. Sammy Joseph is a squatter. She is holding the Carrington's hostage by way of baby Danny. I need to get on the interwebs and figure out what a face-to-face call is and who is this lady? I'm going back over what she said. She knows that alexis is rich, that she's pretty and that she, so it must be, it must be an enemy, because she she said to alexis you're weak when it comes to your kids, but ruthless when it comes to enemies and something, something I'm paraphrasing. You definitely have a lot of those. So I wonder if it's someone she would have screwed over Again. She's not really saying anything about business. So I mean, is that Rush? Oh well, no, because she seems to be American. I don't know. Diane Carroll has that whole transatlantic accent and I want to say Alexis kind of sounds like she does too. I know she's British, but it's not a heavy British accent. It's kind of that transatlantic accent, little bit of mid-century residue left over on their voices. I love it, by the way, but it makes it really difficult to tell she seems American. So I would think, think, okay, maybe that was rashida meds lover or something, that was his wife or something at that point I don't know. Well, he's okay. Well, we gonna find out. I think the next episode is the finale, so I'm gonna have to chill. Yep, the next one is a finale, so we will see what will be revealed on that. I don't really have a lot of high hopes for that because dynasty has been leaving us on a cliffhanger. So I mean we'll figure out at the premiere. Damn damn, now that I'm a thousand percent invested. Bravo, dynasty, very, very interesting. Wasn't expecting a buzzer beater entry, but we'll just have to wait and see. All right guys, that's it. That's all. I hope you enjoyed yourself as much as I did. Join me next time as we jump back into some soap opera debauchery. Don't forget you can reach out to me via text in the show notes if you're listening on your mobile device, or you can reach out to soap floor podcast at gmailcom. S-o-a-p-, l-o-r-e-p-o-d-c-a-s-t at gmailcom. In the meantime, in between time, get full custody. If your random alley cat scallywag of a baby mama comes blowing in from back east, make sure you serve her with child support papers or custody papers immediately, lest she become a squatter in your home, turning you into a prisoner in your own home. Stay hydrated, stay moisturized, mind your own business and keep all of your drama on TV. Thank you, bye.